Jason Glaspey

@jasonglaspey

It's not just that I'm good at not working, it's that I'm good at making not working work. self-depreciation is a sport.

Hood River, OR
Joined February 2007

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  1. I just got mine, have you gotten yours? Seriously, go buy this shirts. it's dope. and yes, buy two.

  2. I just saw at least 100 juggalos outside the Hawthorne Theater. It was fascinating. And horrifying.

  3. So. Did you know George Clinton and the P Funk are playing in PDX on Wednesday!!!

  4. Is Howie Mandell the building manager?

  5. As far as I know, this may be the first time I've purchased something just because they were…

  6. Last one. Thanks for the amazing bike build and wheel build.

  7. Camera #2. OMG this is really happening.

  8. The PHONEBOOKS ARE HERE THE PHONEBOOKS ARE HERE!!!

  9. Tonight's episode of was, literally, the most amazing show ever. I may have watched it twice. Literally.

  10. This is why I created a family google account for our AppleTV's YouTube app. 50 min of singalong? Do not want.

  11. Oh man. I'm all kinds of light headed looking at that.

  12. Folks, FOLKS!!! The build is finished. She arrives on Friday. I'm all aflutter.

  13. My favorite game in all of Vegas is playing "girlfriend or daughter?" When you see old rich dudes with attractive young ladies.

  14. I have friends who are expected to call their wives when they are out of town. When I'm gone I can't get holly to answer my calls even once

  15. I'm at and just blown away by the community. small conf using slack as backchannel creating amazing connections and meetups. FTW

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