Jason Glaspey @ XOXO

@jasonglaspey

It's not just that I'm good at not working, it's that I'm good at making not working work. self-deprecation is a sport.

Hood River, OR
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Joined February 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 9

    Is there ever a more devastating moment than to discover other people don’t find you as interesting as you think you are?

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  2. 2 hours ago

    I just pledged $50. And I really hate that I may be extorting a vote. But it fucking matters. And I really want to find a place where I can make a vote that feels like it matters. Join me?

    Here's how this works: If votes yes on Kavanaugh, all the money we've pledged (almost $1 million so far) will fund her Democratic opponent in 2020. If she votes no, none of us are charged. I pledged $20.20. Can you match (or exceed) it?
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  3. 9 hours ago

    Lazyweb: what’s the easiest way to rewatch yesterday’s Packers game if you didn’t DVR it? Do people sell it? I’m sure there’s a torrent. But I’d be quite happy to not do that.

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  4. 10 hours ago

    Guys, I just went back and watched this and my heart is better now. Yet there's no judgment on this guy, because it's exactly how I feel.

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  5. 13 hours ago

    this is amazing. I guess i need to watch this movie again. i didn't realize it looked quite like this the whole way through.

    I read this somewhere. In an attempt to answer the question "What is great cinematography?", a solid answer is "if you can jump to any random frame of the movie and it looks *good*, THAT'S great cinematography." 🎥
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  6. 16 hours ago

    Oh gawd. okay. whew. ooooooh boy. i'm just starting to stop laughing after seeing this. Thank you.

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    There's only one explanation as to how Aaron Rodgers came back out for the second half.
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  7. 16 hours ago

    Got to hangout with last month, and I'm reading a pre-release of his book now. It's soo good. And Mo is just freaking awesome. If you've ever thought that you wanted to get a little better (or even understand) BD, this is sooo worth checking out

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  8. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    So today's the 27th anniversary of the release of Smells Like Teen Spirit. Funny how hearing a stat about a song that still makes me feel young could make me feel so old.

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  9. Sep 9

    Suddenly everything in my life feels less meaningful. Like the color had been drained out. I wouldn’t even know I needed this before. But now it must be mine.

    For sale on Craigslist: Snow cat limo, $6000, Goldbridge, BC. It’s a limousine on snow-cat tracks. Because why not.
    This is the one of the more spectacular things I’ve seen recently
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  10. Sep 8

    Watching at , and I’m pretty sure it’s just in a disguise.

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  11. Retweeted
    Feb 20

    HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully formed human baby in like 9 months. I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory system, eyeballs, everything. ME: Cool, cool. How long will it take for my twisted ankle to feel better? HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never be the same.

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  12. Retweeted
    Sep 6

    Top 10 Attributes of Successful People: 10. there 9. are 8. many 7. paths 6. to success 5. and 4. everyone has 3. a different 2. journey 1. Rich Parents

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  13. Sep 7

    Watching talk all designy and badass at and representing

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  14. Sep 6

    Is it possible to use one phone to reserve and ride two electric scooters? For instance, does my wife need to download the app for us both to ride or can I book her one?

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  15. Retweeted
    Sep 6

    This is a red-alarm moment. In his confirmation hearings, just called birth control “abortion-inducing drugs.” If you didn't believe it before, believe it now – a woman's constitutional right to abortion AND birth control are both 100% at stake.

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  16. Sep 6

    Love you Bandit.

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  17. Retweeted
    Sep 4

    Hey Twitter, Trump has a HILARIOUS survey about the media. He doesn't want word to get out to non-supporters because it will skew the results. So PLEASE answer all the questions & retweet this to every corner of the internet. Make sure NOT to donate!

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  18. Retweeted
    Sep 6

    We lost a legend today. A man who defined an era of cinema. Someone who made us laugh because he always looked like he was having a blast making movies. Ride out, Bandit.

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  19. Sep 5

    Maybe I left the diet world too early. Paleo is out, this is the new path to health. - Wanna do a 30-day challenge with this?

    i'm gonna do this wack ass crash diet vogue printed in the 70s and die
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  20. Sep 5

    GWAR news first thing in the morning is the best news.

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  21. Retweeted
    Sep 4

    Translated: "Now that some of our big sponsors are taking the side of the players, we'll look into it."

    The NFL has released a statement on social justice, saying the issues that Colin Kaepernick and others have raised deserve attention and action.
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