Jason Benton

@jasonfbenton

Software Tester, Agile Coach, ScrumMaster, Adventurer, Photographer, Whitewater Kayaker, Mt. Biker, Beer Lover, Husband, Kick Ass Dad!

Atlanta, GA
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    Jun 1

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    Apr 21

    if you think you don't know enough to run for office, just take a look at what's going on in Congress. Trust me, you can do it.

    512 replies 4,632 retweets 12,677 likes
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    Mar 28

    we found John's maze

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    Apr 7

    I feel my wife and kids don't respect me as a serious man. What can I launch missiles at.

    32 replies 256 retweets 1,650 likes
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    Mar 7

    And the man besought Jesus that he come down and heal his son: for he was near death. Then said Jesus unto him, Did your son have an iPhone

    31 replies 4,452 retweets 8,081 likes
  6. Mar 7

    Retrospective notes from the CIA were included in the last dump from Wikileaks.

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    Mar 6

    White House press release (left) contains full paragraph copied verbatim from Exxon press release (right).

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    Mar 2

    I've been on the Armed Services Com for 10 years.No call or meeting w/Russian ambassador. Ever. Ambassadors call members of Foreign Rel Com.

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    Feb 20

    I have run for office many times but I haven't tried to suppress the voting rights of those who oppose me. That is what cowards do.

    1,081 replies 16,089 retweets 64,341 likes
  10. Feb 18

    The new record is breaking my heart. 💔😭

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    Feb 18

    Watch bust out some 'Prisoner' tracks on ::

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  12. Feb 18

    Ask Siri, "What is 0÷0?" 😂

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    Feb 2

    Is there not one more Republican senator who will stand with the American people against Betsy DeVos?

    2,003 replies 26,690 retweets 72,560 likes
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    Jan 28
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    my fam immigrated from Germany in 1700s escaping religious persecution. America is created by immigrants.

    1,017 replies 4,001 retweets 8,645 likes
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    Jan 27

    To my colleagues: don't ever again lecture me on American moral leadership if you chose to be silent today.

    3,980 replies 46,418 retweets 73,251 likes
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    19 Nov 2016
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    Hey I know u r "very put out" but it's called Free Speech. U might want to look it up:

    107 replies 591 retweets 2,771 likes
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    4 Nov 2014

    2016 World Series. Cubs vs Indians And then the world will end with the score tied in game seven in extra innings

    4,202 replies 157,664 retweets 144,396 likes
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    26 Sep 2016

    Hillary Clinton belongs in the White House. Donald Trump belongs on my show.

    4,978 replies 163,233 retweets 321,118 likes
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    30 Aug 2016

    Never get why folks ask "Now that life is good, what will you write about?" As if there aren't a thousand things a day that break your heart

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    25 Aug 2016

    I'm writing a set list so fucking dark for tomorrow it makes Love Is Hell sound like a Nintendo commercial

    52 replies 198 retweets 1,013 likes

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