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“Culture and freedom, the goals of development, can be hard to measure, but guitars per capita is a good proxy. And boy, has that improved. With beautiful statistics like these, how can anyone say the world is getting worse?” - Hans Rosling
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Hi . Greetings from South Africa! Watched your guitar giveaway video and it made me think of this chart & quote from one of my favourite books: “Factfulness” by &
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Some days you wake up on top of the world…and some days you find yourself in a fight with a toilet roll holder…and lose.
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I skipped ‘s “Crayons can melt on us for all I care” yesterday, must have got at least 5 seconds of my life back. Wasted them today on Twitter though.
Hi all, one of our clients is looking at hiring a full time web developer, based in Pretoria, ZA. I’ve opened my DMs so please send me a message if you are interested or need more info.
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“Wild Horses” by The Sundays. It was in a Budweiser commercial that played during the Super Bowl in 1994 and I fell in love. One of my favorite songs of all-time. twitter.com/martyduren/sta…
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Without naming the show, what's the one quote that gives it away? 
Overheard someone spelling out a word in the bank: “...no it’s ‘U’ for ‘human’...”. No point here, just thought was funny but also the that it still works 😅
Hi any chance you launch a dedicated show that is just a burning log or a light bulb? A TV makes a great source of light when hooked up to a UPS during load shedding 😅
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Learn how two students in South Africa built an #Azure mobile solution combating gender-based violence in their community, and how you can become a change agent too: msft.it/6015VC6O9.
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The search is over. The winning website is in:
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How to go about new SaaS apps in Laravel with official packages? Info so far:
- Jetstream has most features, InertiaJS + VueJS 4 CSR SPA, Livewire + Blade + AlpineJS 4 SSR app
- Hybrid VueJS + Blade using Breeze but less features
- Spark 4 billing
- Nova 4 admin panel
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Migrated my app Laravel 5.8 app with Spark (Classic) 6.0 that I've been working on for the last 2 years to Laravel 8 and Spark 11. Really impressed with how smooth the migration went. Thanks team !
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TODAY I'm super excited to launch my first real world project.
I quit my job at the end of 2020 and spent just over two months at a code bootcamp, (re)learning to code.
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Wait...wasn't 2020 a leap year, 2021 should be at least a whole day shorter...
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Thank god, 2021 is shorter than 2020 by 1 second — here’s why tnw.to/CJXL0
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All of your albums are now available on Apple Music here in South Africa. I think I'm now officially SKA'd for life!
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First Tempo, now Chocolate Log: Another SA favourite bites the dust businessinsider.co.za/first-tempo-an via @BusinessInsider
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Hoping its not too late for #DebonairsKnockDownDay50 because I could really go for some pizza tonight!
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Had 's Resurrection Letters Vol. 1, 2 & Prologue playing through the house today. Trying to introduce everyone to his music. I keep telling people my music interest been ruined in that I now can't listen to much else these days.
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Winner chosen on Friday. Must be following us to win.
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Hey tks for the daily songs. Every day starts by playing the latest video for our 1 yr old (he really danced to 24). If u do Learning 2 Breathe, any chance of a shout out? Twas our wedding song & its our 8th anniversary on 21 Apr. If not its cool too 😉 - Jase & Sarah
I’m screaming that these brothers are literally having an argument on live telly about who’s their mum’s favourite son,amongst an international pandemic I-
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Its landed peeps.
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#BREAKINGNEWS: Health Department has confirmed the first case of the #Coronavirus in South Africa.
Its a 38 year old male who travelled with his wife to Italy @BongaDlulane
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