JSON Baumgartner on Twitter: "@kara_woo Me, a data archivist, hiding under the bed: Armed robber: .... Me: .... Armed robber: .... Me: .... Armed robber: XML is superior to JSON for data archival. Me: WTF? You must be high as shit if you think XML is better than JSON as serializ ...hey is that gun really loaded?" / Twitter

Me, an R programmer, hiding under the bed: Armed robber: .... Me: .... Armed robber: .... Me: .... Armed robber: For loops in R are slow. Me: THEY ARE FINE IF YOU PREALLOCATE THE OUTPUT BUT FUNCTIONALS LIKE lapply() OR purrr::map() ARE OFTEN MORE CLEAR AND CONCI—shit.

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Sep 3, 2019

Me, a librarian, hiding under the bed: Armed robber: .... Me: .... Armed robber: .... Me: .... Armed robber: Libraries are just books and it's all on the internet now anyhow. Me: WE LEND CAKE PANS AND UKULELES! ALSO THE TREE OCTOPUS ISN'T REAL.... shit. twitter.com/GretchenAMcC/s…

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