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@jason1749

The lobster has limited telepathy, though it cannot explain how it came to have this ability. // he/him bottom text

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    7 Mar 2017

    Hi, may name is Jason and I have zero chill about Star Wars.

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  2. 4 hours ago

    Bedtime reading.

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    9 hours ago

    Doors Closing.

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    6 hours ago

    children love the meat tank

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    5 hours ago

    riverdale has both a boxing match and a rave that shows snuff films on the same night and how many people are IN this town

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    6 hours ago

    AOC skipping the inauguration to bring hand warmers and to the striking teamsters at the is solidarity in action. We love you, sis.

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    6 hours ago

    i was right behind her is why they were applauding

    just walked into a coffeeshop here in aotearoa new zealand and everybody behind the counter, not really knowing me but knowing i was american, erupted in spontaneous applause 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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    6 hours ago

    just walked into a coffeeshop here in aotearoa new zealand and everybody behind the counter erupted in flames. “He’s got the curse, the cuuuuuurse!” one of them screamed as he died 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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    Jan 19

    when you accidentally wear a red shirt into Target

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    13 hours ago

    who put Bernie on an icy moon in Destiny 2? Look at him just chilling there 😂

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  11. 7 hours ago

    I totally forgot Christopher Plummer was in this.

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    7 hours ago

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  13. 7 hours ago

    We absolutely did sign up for this.

    Join us for a virtual circle time designed for your little one. We will explore groundhogs for upcoming Groundhog’s Day! This Zoom program is complete with tons of groundhog facts, singing, a story time and a craft that you can easily do at home.
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    7 hours ago

    Meat

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  15. 7 hours ago

    Gonna drink some beers and watch NATIONAL TREASURE.

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    8 hours ago

    Ok this one murdered me

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    8 hours ago

    If I choose Ed Asner, does that mean Ed Asner has to stand out there while I hold my hand on his head?

    You can technically be sworn into the presidency on anything. Doesn't have to be a Bible. What would you be sworn in on?
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  18. 8 hours ago

    There’s bats in the belfry The windows are jammed The toilets ain’t healthy We don’t give a damn

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  19. 8 hours ago

    Well, blocked and reported that Nazi piece of scum.

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    14 hours ago

    What I wouldn't give to eat some old forge style pizza and drink $1 budweiser at some place that ONLY has wood paneling

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