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I drunk flirt with my boyfriend every time we go out but I think it's pretty effective bc he always comes home with me(we live together tho)
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Little Man’s hearing implants are turned on for the very first time. This is the Twitter content I’m here for...





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Yo fat ass got about 4 & a half months to get that body in shape for summer time. Everytime you say “next Monday” just know you shave a week off, you fat bitch, GET A GRIP!!!
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I am 6 months pregnant and for the first time it has just dawned on me that I’ve never been around a baby before and will have literally no fucking clue what to do once my babe is born...fuck
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This week my kid (nicely) asked me to stop inquiring about her day after school because "it is a little annoying to get the same question every day" and that if she had something important to tell me she would. SHE IS NINE WHAT THE FUCK
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Most of us are 3 bad months away from poverty but never 3 good months away from being wealthy. Stop caping for the rich
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Due to recent shifts, our relationship has evolved, these are our stories... *Ahem* first story ⚆ _ ⚆ She patiently waited in the shower for me & this is after her bath. She's been tryna tell me it's her bath time but.... I—pic.twitter.com/a9M0mFVIfk
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my favorite part about having a job is assuming you’re fired every time your boss calls you into their office
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i hate this video because this is genuinely exactly how my brain works 24/7pic.twitter.com/B3Oz0lHeGZ
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The hospital called today about the bill from my delivery and the person was being rude af. So I hit her with, “what are you going to do, repo my baby?” and hung up lmao.
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imagine getting so horny that you call an attorneyhttps://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1225069881671942145 …
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I’d rather argue with anybody else before i argue with another Gemini, a Libra, or an Aquarius. That don’t mean i won’t. Just means i know what I’m getting myself into lmao. Them air signs are all lethal with the lip.
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A concept I’ll never be able to wrap my head around, we literally drew lines on maps and then told other people they can’t cross those lines... on a literal rock floating in the middle of space with 7 billion people living on it...
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Being kissed while you're asleep is one of the most purest forms of love.
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Millennials will not stay at a job if they don’t like it. Millennials will tell your what they’re not going to do. Millennials will use all their sick time to enjoy life. Millennials will take a lunch break to go get their hair done. I love us.
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I CANT WAIT to marry the love of my life & have a cute little family. that’s something i look forward to everyday
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He was SHOCKED when the room called him out and he realized he was on his own. They’re only brave behind a screen or in numbers.https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/1224842335198105602 …
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“The image tweeted by Pompeo is from a Simpsons episode titled "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington," in which Lisa tears up her prize-winning essay about American values after witnessing a corrupt congressman accepting a bribe, shattering her faith in democracy.”pic.twitter.com/Gm8I3RQgvL
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