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@jasminericegirl
cofounder, forbes 30 under 30, soup lover, and "gorilla grip coochie" in the news (see cover photo). more content: jasminericegirl.fourthwall.com
los angelesinstagram.com/jasminericegirlJoined July 2018
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At 10, I was applying for EBT with my family because we didn't have food. At 13, I was sleeping in an office closet because we didn't have a home. At 19, I was working 3 jobs in college to pay our bills. I'm 24 now, and I'm crying to be selected as a Forbes 30 Under 30 member.
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cultural impact: ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ______________ things i learn things i learn on twitter in university
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Why would I ever need toeless— OH MA GOSH
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finding out that lionesses have sex 20-40 times in a day when they're in heat and if her man can't keep up with her she demands to mate by biting his balls has been the highlight of my day
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Alternative headline: NYC medic is not being paid a sustainable income despite her important role particularly during a pandemic, takes on an additional job and admirably manages both, but really should just be paid more at her current job
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NYC medic helped 'make ends meet' with racy OnlyFans side gig trib.al/CVdcgxK
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my sister got married yesterday and the groom started his vows with "kate, you are a bully" and proceeded to give like 50 examples of how she's bullied him in the last 10 years, and then he said "but you are MY bully, and I love you for it" and I started bawling. love is real
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wanted to ask this guy out on a date for valentine's so i texted him if he was free friday & he replied "why do you ask do you need a distraction hahaha." are men stupid? are they born stupid? do they go to school & learn how to be stupid? just straight up stupid? i hate it here
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if you actually cared about kids you should probably put more funding into schools, health care, shelters, foster care, and food programs, not force people who don't want kids to have them
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YOU GUYS THREE OF MY HOUSEMATES JUST GOT THEIR MCAT SCORES 519 - 97TH PERCENTILE 521- 99TH PERCENTILE 527- 99TH PERCENTILE OUT OF 528!!!! OUT OF 528!!!!!! THEY STUDIED SO HARD AND THEY'RE SO PASSIONATE AND THEY'RE GONNA GO TO MED SCHOOL I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM OH MY GOD!!!!!!
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YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO SOMEONE AND YOU CAN TELL THEY'RE REALLY EXCITED TO TALK TO YOU AND WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER AND GENUINELY CARE ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS AND THEY MAKE TIME AND PUT IN EFFORT AND RECIPROCATE YOUR ENERGY
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My mom worked at a store in Chinatown that was robbed at gunpoint when I was 16. She was run over by a car robbing the store when I was 18. Yesterday, she was threatened again by a gun. I'm 23 now. This violence isn't new and continues to threaten our livelihoods every day. 1/7
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bro i took a mf edible 3 hours ago and this shit never hit so i took another one and basically i weigh 98 pounds and suddenly this shit HITTTtttTTtT and i just wanna know WHY it takes men longer to reply to a single text than it takes them to cum???? huh?? i HATE it here
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just used a vibrator that changed the trajectory of my entire life. I came like 5 times back to back. felt happiness in its purest form. went to heaven and maybe saw god? I understand human existence now
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woke up drunk which means it's time to overshare but i hooked up with a guy once who didn't do foreplay so i finished myself during sex & then told him i was done and he was like what about me and i said what about you??? he masturbated in the bathroom then went home
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got into a bad accident tonight, my car is totaled and i got hurt. the EMS came and told me i should i go to the hospital but i didn't bc i was afraid i couldn't afford the fees. living in the US really means being more stressed about financial costs than if you'll die or not lol
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one time this guy and i tried to have sex to the "worst songs to have sex to" playlist on spotify and jesus take the wheel came on mid thrust and he went soft inside of me
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I spent literal months begging a man to take me out on a date and he always had reasons why he couldn't.....this guy I just started talking to for a few days MOVED HIS WHOLE FLIGHT so that he could see me the minute I'm back in town & take me out 😭 if he wanted to he would
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having sex boosts your body's ability to make protective antibodies against bacteria, viruses, and other germs that cause illnesses so lmk if you wanna fight coronavirus together 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
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EVERYBODY PLEASE SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO MY LITTLE BROTHER FOR GETTING A 519 ON HIS MCAT (96TH PERCENTILE)!!!!! HE'S A FIRST-GEN LOW-INCOME STUDENT AND WE COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD TO BUY HIM PRACTICE TESTS BUT HE WORKED SO HARD AND I'M SO PROUD OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
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finding out that ashton kutcher and mila kunis started dating and eventually married because they were friends with benefits first & that they literally lived out the plots of the two different movies they were in about fwbs is blowing my mind
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go ahead and post that song on spotify on your insta story. i like listening to them and appreciate you sharing music that you enjoy. don't let anyone tell you otherwise
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever had somebody who actually really cares about you as a person and takes you out on dates and holds your hand in public and give you little forehead kisses and surprises you with flowers
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men who objectify & sexualize women whom they want to fuck but also get mad when women are sexually liberated & want to fuck are the human equivalent of dogs who want you to throw the ball for them but won't let you take the ball from them. what do y'all want from us
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