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my neighbor knocked on my door to ask me to stop leaving bowls of cashews for the pregnant squirrel that i named reba and from the bottom of my heart she needs to suck my butt
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These are the people who showed up outside of a drag show in Columbus, Ohio and caused it to be canceled. This is terrorism. Where is the DoJ? This is a clear violation of civil rights by neo-nazi orgs.
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I watched Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles last night for the first time.
A masterpiece. That is all there is to it.
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As an aside, best use of cinematic milk outside of Argento's Cat O'Nine Tails.
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One of the officers who had come to arrest Martha Menefield, an 82-year-old Black woman for failure to pay a $77 trash bill, told her not to cry.
She was already in handcuffs.
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The University of Chicago men's soccer team is stacked with All-Americans and veteran leaders, but it's their rookie head coach who is making history. Coach Julianne Sitch could become the first woman to guide a men’s team to an NCAA championship today.
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Waffle Houses—
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Dear enthusiasts of Charmie, our oft forgotten and underrated girl, never will I ever forget the process of making this record and how fun & healing it was for my soul. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, you will be neglected never more, never more, never more! What’s your favorite song? 💜♥️💛
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Something happened yesterday I wanted to shout out:
IL Rep. Lauren Underwood was elected to a House Dem leadership yesterday the 1st Black woman to win an elected position on the team since Rep. Shirley Chisholm, D-N.Y., in the 1970s. Overdue and well deserved #BlackWomenLead
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This is Noodle. He has been a constant source of joy for millions, by sharing his prediction for the day in the form of “bones, or no bones?” Yesterday, Noodle passed away peacefully at the age of 14. He was so loved by so many. It will now and forever be… a bones day. 15/10
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Saw Wakanda Forever tonight. What an incredible film. And Winston Duke is a king. Lord, let me be a carrot in his hands.
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You're telling me...we could have had a Muppet 1776? A MUPPET CAMELOT?! A MUPPET ROBIN HOOD?!?!
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Check this out Muppets fans!
Here's a list of all of the upcoming Muppets/Henson productions that were in the works in 2004, shortly after Disney's acquisition of the Muppets.
Only two of the listed projects ended up actually happening.
Source: boyraisin2.blogspot.com/2013/01/disney
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See! This is how I know these people tragically don’t have any social media or social media advisors because Twitter about to have a field day with this dress.
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The Prince and Princess of Wales have arrived at the #EarthshotBoston2022 awards to celebrate groundbreaking solutions to repair our planet
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Good god- A 15-year-old canvassing for Raphael Warnock was shot yesterday in Savannah by a man who fired a gun through his front door
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Thread: WHAT'S UP WITH RAILROADS & SICK LEAVE?
As a long-time railroader's wife, let me explain
Railroaders not only lack paid sick leave, but if they EVER call in sick to take unpaid leave -even to go to the ER for a life-threatening emergency- they're penalized for it
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sorry something came up and i cant make it today
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Light amid darkness. Beautiful performance of the Ukrainian carol Shchedryk, also known as Carol of the Bells, by the Children’s Choir of Ukraine at Grand Central. Proud joined and in bringing Shchedryk back to NYC.
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leave elmo out of this
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Meet Brittany.
“I would like to sincerely thank you all for paying off my medical debt. You truly are a blessing in disguise. I am crying while typing this.
As soon as I am able, I plan on donating to your organization so that others like me will continue to be helped.”
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It is not! Well done, Portrait of A Lady On Fire! #SightAndSoundPoll
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Is Moonlight the youngest movie on the list? #SightAndSoundPoll
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i didn’t think Casablanca was for me when i first saw it but maybe it deserves a rewatch #SightAndSoundPoll
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finally going through the results of the Sight and Sound poll - glad to see my beloved Yi Yi on it.
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I hope you don't mind this adorably majestic blue owl in your newsfeed.🦉
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Today would've been Matthew Shepard's 46th Birthday. While we remember those we lost to AIDS, let's not forget those we lost to hate. #RememberMatthew #NOH8
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This is Jetty. He never wants to hear you complain about his barking again. 13/10
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Can’t wait for mostly men to complain on a large scale about having to watch long takes of a housewife doing the dish’s and cooking.
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Twitter just banned the account of , who works at the leftwing blog Media Matters, for "spam."
Unclear what post Twitter classified as "spam" or how Twitter is defining "spam" now.
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am i the only Filipino on here who doesn’t have a friend named RJ
This might be my favorite one. See what I mean about the Dream giving a crash course on ATL culture? Everything they do is Atlanta to the core.
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Rolling into the 2023 @WNBA season...
@AtlantaDream x @SkateLyfe_Co
FULL SCHEDULE: bit.ly/3Uj3blo
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It’s crazy how every single new Netflix series is their most viewed ever, yet somehow they keep losing money, subscribers, and stock value, and also they refuse to release their actual data
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‘WEDNESDAY’ has the most hours viewed in a week for an English-language series on Netflix of all time, with 341.2M hours.
Read our review: bit.ly/DFWed
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Lady Hussey's entire job is about etiquette. Knowing exactly what you should or shouldn't say to someone depending on their rank and prestige. So the "just said the wrong thing because she's a bit of an out-of-touch old dear" is unconvincing.
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Lady Susan Hussey is 83, and she said a stupid thing at 83. She has been utterly dedicated to serving the Royal Family and this country. When/if you all reach 83, I sincerely hope you don't have your name dragged through the press for saying something offensive.
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apparently amy robach and tj holmes started having an affair while they were training for the nyc marathon, proving my long-held belief that literally nothing good comes from being a runner
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... never change, boston. never change.
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Fans respond with a “USA!” chant as they show The Prince and Princess of Wales on the Jumbotron @celticsblog
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We must never give up on the people of Ukraine, Yemen, Palestine, Kashmir, Iraq, Syria… the list goes on unfortunately. For anyone who is willing & wanting to contribute any way they can, I want to form a thread with information. Does anyone have resources/links they could add?
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an hour left to vote in this poll, and i’m pleased to see that the hot sauce - not just any fictional hot sauce but “Jeremy Renner’s small batch hot sauce” is in the lead
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what’s a better stocking stuffer #KnivesOut #GlassOnion
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imagine if The Bee Gees had made a movie based on Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours instead of The Beatles’ Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band 🤔
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I don't want to poop on anyone's parade, but Cocaine Bear is just going to re-teach us the same thing that Snakes on a Plane did... It's only amusing right now. This moment. Right now as you hear about it. This is the peak of its value. It's all downhill from here.
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