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Realizing now they what I thought was middle class growing up was just working class and what I thought was rich is actually middle class and I didn’t even know about real rich people

BREAKING: Bacterial cell walls in presence of ethanol

If I was a professor I would simply post my syllabus under the syllabus tab on canvas

Once arrived at an event and they barred my way & were nasty with it. 'D'you have a ticket?' 'No, I don't. I'm-' 'Then you'll have to leave. It's sold out. You can't come in.' 'If I leave then so does everyone else as they've all paid to hear me speak.' Red faces all round.

ultimately, the government doesn't care about the suffering it inflicts on poor people -- and for far too long, neither have we

You can literally find 20 guys who look exactly like this on any Emirates flighthttps://twitter.com/fendifaguette/status/1224159439445549056 …

A few years ago, Arabs for Bernie was using the slogan “To’berni Bernie”. To’berni in Arabic is a term of endearment that translates to “You bury me” — short for “I love you so much I hope I die before you, and you bury me” and it needs to make a comeback. I will die for Bernie

just saw a 75 year old arab woman walk into a facility and check in for an English class. In Arabic she said: I’ve been here for a year, and my grandkids mostly speak English so I can’t connect with them. I asked my daughter to sign me up to learn so I can talk to them more.

Two years ago, I obtained 1,224 complaints of sexual abuse in immigration detention. Now thousands more complaints like those will be destroyed, many without ever having been investigated, wiping out a record that is a damning indictment of our immigration detention system.https://twitter.com/hannahdreier/status/1224721026623463425 …

Lesson for the “Future of Work”: Taxis drivers were not innovated or automated out of their jobs by technology. They were deregulated out of their jobs by venture capitalists and policy makers.

There is no pain quite like the moment when your beautifully planned and flawlessly executed experiment confirms the null hypothesis. @AcademicChatter #phdchat

no take on twitter will ever surpass the literal academic journal article that said drones were queering warfare

I wish recruiters stopped asking "What is your expected salary" My response "I gauge how serious a comp is about hiring me based on what they provide. I look forward to hearing what they are offering. You can share your range + I'll let you know if I'd continue this conversation"

A lot of people think colonisers thought we were inferior therefore they took our land but really they wanted our land therefore they had to think we were inferior and that's why it's hard to challenge racist perceptions because they don't want to give the land back.

Dutton claimed, in Parliament, that 250 fires were started by arsonists The AFP concluded (and you can google the report yourself) that precisely ZERO of the megafires were caused by arson A functional democracy is impossible when politicians face no accountability for lying

Respectfully, I wish to disagr.... Oh, fuck that. BE GONE WITH YOUR RABID FREE MARKET, SMALL GOVERNMENT, DOG-EAT-DOG, TRAMPLE THE WEAK & HURDLE THE DEAD IDEOLOGY, YOU TEA PARTY SYCOPHANTIC TRAITOR. #NotMyAustralia #auspolhttps://twitter.com/leighsales/status/1224957193729933312 …

These two things are somehow both true: 1. Scientists are very smart. 2. Scientists point at their Powerpoint slides from afar when they don't have a laser pointer. #science