Jaseem Abid

@jaseemabid

Mostly haskell, , books and bikes. FOSS. Pseudo Academic. Atheist. Not a Patriot. S1 '17 alum. Making banking awesome at 🏆

London, England
blog.jabid.in
View broadcasts Watch LIVE
Joined September 2009
591 Photos and videos Photos and videos

Tweets

You blocked @jaseemabid

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @jaseemabid

  1. Retweeted
    Jun 24

    nom 5.0, the best Rust parser library, is here! Replacing macros with functions, powerful error management, fixed UX issues, extremely fast float parsing thanks to lexical. I'm so happy this is released! 🥳

    17 replies 92 retweets 243 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  2. 13 hours ago

    I'm quite excited about Nom 5, this is the version that finally makes it fun to write. No more messy macros! Thanks 💪

    2 likes
    Undo
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 26

    I don't usually sing the praises of , but the game day event they put on today was outstanding. A lot of fun, a lot of learning, and some healthy competition to boot 🦄

    2 replies 4 retweets 21 likes
    Undo
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 25

    I shipped improvements to our gocassa library to do custom unmarshaling and we've seen a big reduction in latency/CPU across services 🚀📉 All the improvements are open source! If this is the kind of thing you enjoy, we're hiring:

    5 retweets 28 likes
    Undo
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 24

    Monzo confirms it has raised a £113 million round of funding led by Y Combinator's Continuity fund. Its valuation is now £2 billion

    3 replies 30 retweets 103 likes
    Undo
  6. Jun 24

    "Note: Kindly ignore if this E-mail is not applicable to you as this email is sent as part of Bulk email" is the dumbest footnote you can have in a recuiter email. No thank you , this spam is not applicable to me.

    1 reply 2 likes
    Undo
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 24

    "Data from IT analytics firm ITRS Group shows that for a nine month period last year, Barclays experienced 41 outages, Lloyds Bank 37, and Bank of Scotland 31. In the same period, Monzo had a single outage, and Starling had none at all."

    2 replies 25 retweets 85 likes
    Undo
  8. Jun 23

    I have easily spent a 1000 hours thinking about this and I cannot understand why we wouldn't fix the issues here rather than spend 1000x to go build a fucking tent on mars. You will never have a beautiful green hill on Mars and its not worth it. We as a species is stupid.

    Replying to @BennyMcC
    There's nothing we could do to Earth to make it worse than Mars is already. And it's strange to me that people think we can't save the climate of Earth but we can terraform Mars. One is feasible. The other is impossible.
    4 replies 11 likes
    Undo
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 21

    யோகா தினம் இனிதே .....

    447 replies 28,386 retweets 84,857 likes
    Undo
  10. Jun 22

    Pair programmed with and wrote some today! Learned a lot and had fun! Woo!

    9 likes
    Undo
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 22

    And there’s still a gender pay gap.

    9,927 replies 171,195 retweets 689,374 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  12. Jun 22

    Hey , the contributors page doesn't list git co-authors. Is this a known bug or a feature on the roadmap?

    3 likes
    Undo
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 21

    Got invited to go on a podcast this weekend that isn't recorded. Just a couple of guys getting together to talk and then going their separate ways after that. Nobody uploads anything. Sounds weird as hell

    31 replies 303 retweets 2,884 likes
    Undo
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 21

    US states where The Beatles are more popular than Jesus Christ (by Google searches 2004 - present)

    45 replies 397 retweets 1,742 likes
    Undo
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 20

    I don’t know who needs to hear this but if someone brings you a startup idea centered around making a custom k8s CRD (custom resource definition) it’s probably bullshit and I’m happy to say that to their face.

    16 replies 8 retweets 194 likes
    Show this thread
    Show this thread
    Undo
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 20

    I've just posted a post-mortem of the Faster Payments outage Monzo had on the 30th of May (Thanks to for all the help with it! 🙏)

    23 replies 55 retweets 294 likes
    Undo
  17. Jun 20

    Watched live today and was absolutely mindblown. What a bloody brilliant show!

    2 likes
    Undo
  18. Jun 20

    A train filled with people wearing tshirts! I'm so excited! 🤘🤘

    3 likes
    Undo
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 19

    COMEFROM is my new favorite thing that I did not know about. (and, the fact that pointcut in AOP resembles it is also... sort of amazing, given the history of AOP.)

    5 replies 3 retweets 14 likes
    Undo
  20. Jun 19

    That weird edge case in which inserting into hash tables can become quadratic. Long but such a fun read 🤓🏆

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
    Undo

@jaseemabid hasn't Tweeted yet.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·