Jared Strichek

@jaredstrichek

I like football and I hate the Browns. My thoughts are small I know, but they are not yours, they are my own.

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Joined May 2013
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  1. May 29

    The most dangerous Predator on the ice at the was Ben Roethlisberger.

  2. Mar 7

    I think my Tinder is broken

  3. Mar 7

    I am not nearly as funny as I think I am

  4. 25 Dec 2016

    Just when you think 2016 can't get any worse...Wham! George Michael dies.

  5. 17 Nov 2016

    At - third year in a row! Looking forward to checking out the rest of today's sessions!

  6. 28 Oct 2016

    Might want to spell check there

    2 likes
  7. 25 Sep 2016

    BREAKING: signing Les Miles to replace Cody Parkey.

    3 likes
  8. 25 Sep 2016

    Austin Pazstor and Cody Parkey are trying really hard to see who can get fired first. Maybe they can carpool back to Cleveland together

  9. 25 Sep 2016

    Do not let Cody Parkey on the plane back to Cleveland.

    1 reply
  10. 25 Sep 2016

    I have an inside source that says Cody Parkey will be cut by the Browns. That source is my eyeballs.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  11. 18 Sep 2016

    Rami Malek is Bruno Mars

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  12. 18 Sep 2016

    Cam Erving is a pile of trash who finds new and exciting ways to be bad at his job

  13. 14 Sep 2016

    American Horror Story: ManBearPig

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  14. 3 Sep 2016

    [Skills part of resume] - Adwords/Analytics - HTML/CSS/JavaScript - burped a burp that started in Virginia and ended in North Carolina

    5 likes
  15. 2 Sep 2016

    A ghost is my spirit animal

  16. 2 Sep 2016

    Currently: laying in the shower regretting the infinity McGriddles I hastily scarfed down for dinner

  17. 2 Sep 2016

    Who's the genius who called it a spastic colon and not Turdette's syndrome?

  18. 21 Aug 2016

    My dog is my best friend and even he thinks I'm kind of a dick

    1 retweet 5 likes
  19. 21 Aug 2016

    I love how the breeze catches my hipster mullet as I drive my golf cart around looking for the ball I definitely hit deep in the woods.

  20. 14 Aug 2016

    We do not have a Kevin anywhere in our family

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