Jared Ewy

@Jaredewy

Comic for a fundraiser near you. Successful breeder.

Colorado, USA
shamelesslypimpingmyself.com
Joined April 2009
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  1. 7 hours ago

    S/O to for having dudes who reload and reuse their confetti.

  2. 7 hours ago

    Sold out show at Gothic and the sound guys let whole fam sit in their nest. I'm buying them so much beer.

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  3. 10 hours ago

    Where do you get a large, round sweat broom anyway? It's just that it's gonna get hot and I've got a lot of forehead.

  4. 11 hours ago

    Weird seeing an adult named Tristan.

  5. 12 hours ago

    Dad has a sweat backpack shouted the children.

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  6. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Worst high 5 of all time...?

    3,058 replies 80,681 retweets 137,110 likes
  7. 14 hours ago

    Kill off 4 mins of Friday with former Mexican President Vicente Fox helping our President of the Electoral College

    1 reply 2 likes
  8. 18 hours ago

    These are the slices people! Also a folder called Texts from Wife.

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  9. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    's write-up on , neo-hippie flower showers of good vibes & robot sums up

    1 reply 3 retweets 3 likes
  10. 20 hours ago

    Whoa trending ! With . Appropriate.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  11. Jun 8

    Oh for the love

    0:36
    BREAKING: The House votes to roll back Dodd-Frank, sending the bill to the Senate
  12. Jun 8
    Replying to

    Go to their Facebook page!

  13. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Our first double emcee moment. This is like double rainbows 🌈 , 🌈

    1 reply 3 retweets 8 likes
  14. Jun 8

    The Oriental Theater green room. So many legends. So many that by now it's like a Petri dish with a couch. But I love it.

    2 replies 2 retweets 8 likes
  15. Jun 8

    Q & A

  16. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Comey: He's guilty Democrats: He's guilty Trump: I'm guilty Republicans: We may never get to the bottom of this

    1,079 replies 86,477 retweets 227,663 likes
  17. Jun 8

    sweet god you're dangerous yet exciting

    RT'ing this just cause I feel like upping the douche level.
    1 like
  18. Jun 8

    Tonight it's and I'll be 's sidekick in hosting. She's me with hair! Except on her back. On that she has a cool tat.

    2 retweets 3 likes
  19. Jun 8

    Featuring the tech entrepreneurial whiz . Thanks .

    Is your head in the right place? If you are not reading then I can confidently say it is not.
    1 like
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    I do not have the skills necessary to stop watching this.

    2 retweets 1 like

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