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Writer for hire. Contributing writer @PacificStand. Other work in Aeon, The Atlantic, Businessweek, Entrepreneur, LARB, Maxim, Slate, Smithsonian and elsewhere.

Joined July 2009
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    Jared Keller Verified account ‏@jaredbkeller 13 Nov 2015

    My Hotline Bling holiday sweater showed up at @maximmag and this is the best day of my lifepic.twitter.com/b9uu7y5keI

    • Retweets 6
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    8:22 AM - 13 Nov 2015
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      1. (((Steph Haberman))) ‏@StephLauren 13 Nov 2015

        @jaredbkeller You’re my hero.

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      2. Jared Keller ‏@jaredbkeller 13 Nov 2015

        @StephLauren I got 2!

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      3. (((Steph Haberman))) ‏@StephLauren 13 Nov 2015

        @jaredbkeller HAHAHAHAHA yes. yes yes yes.

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      1. michelle buchman ‏@michelledeidre 13 Nov 2015 Burbank, CA

        @jaredbkeller oh my god where did you get that

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      2. Jared Keller ‏@jaredbkeller 13 Nov 2015

        @michelledeidre i ordered it on the internet!

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      3. michelle buchman ‏@michelledeidre 13 Nov 2015

        @jaredbkeller Tell me about this "internet" you speak of.

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      1. Gabe Rosenberg ‏@GabrielJR 13 Nov 2015

        @jaredbkeller @MaximMag the best part is that it looks like a legitimately comfortable sweater.

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      2. Jared Keller ‏@jaredbkeller 13 Nov 2015

        @GabrielJR @MaximMag it actually is!

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      1. Frances Nguyen ‏@FrancesNguyen 13 Nov 2015

        @jaredbkeller yea we're gonna be twins. mine just came in today! *praise*

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      2. Jared Keller ‏@jaredbkeller 13 Nov 2015

        @FrancesNguyen !!!!

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      3. Frances Nguyen ‏@FrancesNguyen 13 Nov 2015

        @jaredbkeller "I know when that [holiday] bling! that can only mean 1 thing..." God I'm so sad.

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    5. Sophie C. Laplante ‏@SophieCLaplante 13 Nov 2015

      @jaredbkeller Wow. This needs to go in a Xmas Date Outfits roundup or something. Definitely a convo starter.

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    6. Olivia Nuzzi ‏@Olivianuzzi 13 Nov 2015

      @jaredbkeller @MaximMag o

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    7. Trish Quema La Chica ‏@trishquema 13 Nov 2015

      @jaredbkeller ❤️

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    8. Marc Junker! ｡*ﾟ■ :. ‏@the_junk 13 Nov 2015

      @jaredbkeller @maximmag LOL thanks for buying one

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    9. Kate Ward ‏@kateward 13 Nov 2015

      @jaredbkeller @MaximMag Amazing!

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    10. Anthony Brian Smith ‏@AnthonyBLSmith 13 Nov 2015

      @jaredbkeller @MaximMag mine is maybe waiting for me at home omgomgomgomg

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