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Managing editor Your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort. jared@taskandpurpose.com
Los Angeles, CAjaredbkeller.comBorn June 2Joined July 2009

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So let me get this straight: A pair of Russian fighter jets intercepted and pissed fuel all over an Air Force MQ-9 Reaper drone until one got too close and accidentally brought it down over the Black Sea?
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I didn’t know how much I needed this thread until I read it
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There's a backstory to why these squirrel photos include so many bizarre war-on-terror related scenes. They're the work of a former country musician and "military pin-up model" named Kelly Foxton, who used to do USO tours. Her website is incredible: sugarbushsquirrel.com/642345.html
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Isn’t this the movie where Arnold breaks a guys neck on a commercial flight and puts a hat over his face like his victim is napping?
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Some people say Commando as a film has aged poorly but that’s only because they’ve “seen it lately.” That’s on them.
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Oh my GOD
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Memo: CNET editor-in-chief Connie Guglielmo will step down to become Red Ventures' SVP of AI content strategy and editor-at-large (@miarsato / The Verge) theverge.com/2023/3/2/23622 mediagazer.com/230302/p16#a23
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