Janine

@janinethemean

Librarian. Danger Floof. Dachshund fan. Gin drinker.

London
Joined January 2009

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    Jan 10

    One of the worst parts of adulthood is constantly having to buy the most boring shit imaginable.

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    Please if 1) You are at home 2) obeying the lockdown rules 3) wearing a mask if you go out.

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    20 Dec 2020

    Well, it’s taken over 800 years but the Brits are now banned from coming to Ireland 👀

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    19 Dec 2020

    Tier 10 will just be Boris circling your house, giving the order to snipe you down if you put the bins out

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    16 Dec 2020

    If you've ever had a blue wkd, don't worry about what's in the vaccine

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    30 Nov 2020

    Advent bird No. 1 Wren Scientific name: Troglodytes troglodytes Alternative name: Tiny Shouter Finnish name: peukaloinen Song: tsib-a-tsab-a-tsoo-diddy-dabble-iddy-wodda-tsipp-a-brrrrr-tsip-tsip-tsip-tsip-tsip-tsip-tsip—tjop-tsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr—-ts’tjupp-tjupp-tjupp-tjupp

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  8. 24 Nov 2020

    Hermine's custard slices would NOT have looked like that.

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  9. 17 Nov 2020

    Justice for Hermine

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    1 Nov 2020

    take what you need and retweet for the next person- ♡

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  11. 7 Nov 2020

    Very happy I bought that bottle of pink fizz today.

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    3 Nov 2020

    This whole thread is brilliant. A Kenyan journalist covering the American elections using the same language American media uses to cover elections in African countries

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    3 Nov 2020

    Me today: *doomscrolldoomscrolldoomscroll* *tiny bit of work* *doomscrolldoomscrolldoomscroll*

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    3 Nov 2020

    NEWS! Man who spent all year mocking ‘virtue signallers’ pretty keen for you to notice his massive poppy

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    Facebook is once again grotesquely using privacy as an excuse to shut down research into its platform that it finds inconvenient. Researchers who conduct this invaluable public-interest work do so at significant personal risk. They deserve all the support we can give them.

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  17. 23 Oct 2020

    Marcus Rashford's timeline is making me well up. This is what the UK should be.

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    TODAY'S FUN FACT. Feeding starving kids for a week would cost the government around £20m or 0.17% of the £12bn they've spent on the failed Test and Trace.

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    18 Oct 2020

    The romantic leads in every Judd Apatow movie

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    Jane Austen was really out here in the years of our lord 1811-1818* warning us off fuckboys and we’re STILL falling for it CENTURIES later? No, ladies. No.

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