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@janinebrito

a dandy lesbian dandy

Los Angeles
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Joined March 2009
Born on August 10
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  1. 56 minutes ago

    I don't call it misogyny. I call it "The War on Clitsmas."

    7 retweets 36 likes
  2. 4 hours ago

    *90s R&B wind chimes* 🎶 Just sittin' here, thinkin' 'bout how cuuuute your dog iiiiiis. 🎶

    3 likes
  3. 8 hours ago

    JUST IN: I'm headlining on 12/28. My dear friend is on too. Spend NYE Eve Eve with us!

    3 retweets 3 likes
  4. 22 hours ago

    Whoa boy, my improv class is gonna be mad if they ever hear this!

    0:21
    . doesn't want an improv nerd or republican for a kid.
    1 retweet 18 likes
  5. Oct 30

    Y'all are gonna love and 's convo with GG super fan (and hilar comic) this Tuesday! Get ready!

    4 retweets 22 likes
  6. Oct 30

    DEAR GOD SOMEONE PLZ DO THIS FOR MY NEXT BIRTHDAY

    Best surprise party I can think of would be if I entered my apartment to find every dog I know there.
    10 likes
  7. Oct 30

    Best surprise party I can think of would be if I entered my apartment to find every dog I know there.

    14 retweets 42 likes
  8. Oct 29

    Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.…

    13 likes
  9. Oct 29

    TRUE FACT: The only costume I can throw together from things I have at home is Village People Leather Daddy.

    34 likes
  10. Oct 29

    Put me and Benicio del Toro through one of those "what would your kid look like?" sites and the result was just another Benicio del Toro.

    20 likes
  11. Oct 29

    Papo celebrated by trying to suffocate and murder me.

    28 likes
  12. Oct 28

    So many dykes hoping this election convinces straight women everywhere that men are an unnecessary nuisance.

    14 retweets 179 likes
  13. Oct 28

    DARTH: Luke, I am your father. MILLENNIAL LUKE: omg DAD.

    3 retweets 16 likes
  14. Oct 27

    And I'm like THIS bitch is my Louis CK/Chris Rock/Richard Pryor/George Carlin.

    14 likes
  15. Oct 27

    Just watched a queen SING (not lip sync) You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman dressed as Buffalo Bill with her dick tucked between her legs

    27 likes
  16. Oct 27

    👏support 👏your👏local 👏drag👏scene 👏

    3 retweets 33 likes
  17. Oct 27

    Group of teens once told me I look "FLY AS FUCK" so nothing can ever hurt me now.

    2 retweets 32 likes
  18. Oct 27

    At Lesbian Christmas, we set out Kashi & LaCroix for Mrs. Claus.

    6 retweets 30 likes
  19. Oct 27

    Y'all ain't ready for what and I are cookin' 💅👄💇🔥🔥🔥🔥

    just had a table read for a mitú original and we laughed until we cried and i cannot wait for you all to see what we've been making together
    3 retweets 6 likes
  20. Oct 27

    "My dream is to see an end to war, famine, and suffering." Ok, can I go again and say something besides "see a dog on a skateboard"?

    2 retweets 22 likes

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