Got that COVID insomnia so I've bought myself a retro bumbag for my Barbie movie outfit. eBay, £3.50. Sick.
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This came today. It's the most revealing item of clothing I've ever owned and I feel $2m in it
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in solidarity with the writers strike i will NOT be tweeting this
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If you had to pick one British person to swear allegiance to next Saturday, who would you pick?
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So the school got a hardship payment for the SEN kids, my son included. They wrote to me saying that they were using it to pay off his lunch debt which is odd since he's always in credit. Turns out they just decided to pay off lunch debts with SEN kids' hardship payment.
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That is cool as fuck
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Name an actor who may not always be the main character but always makes the movie they’re in better.
Me-Delroy Lindo
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Well, I'm 34 on Saturday, but someone said they thought I was about 22 today, so I'm doing alreet. 😎
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False, disgusting, and deeply concerning.
I don’t use this term lightly, but Streeting here is pursuing a complete betrayal of the history and values of the Labour Party. He is a danger to our NHS, and hence a danger to us all. 👇
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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MPs have had a 42.7% increase since 2008.
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'I don't think 35% is affordable'
Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer agrees that the pay demand from junior doctors is too much, but says the government must 'get round the table'
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The latest episode of Succession is the best episode of TV I've ever seen. I'm still reeling.
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Our friend Jamie has been missing for almost 2 days now, last seen in central London.
Is anybody who works in media able to help get the word out to find him please?
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Coronation coach has electric windows and air con bbc.in/3GuJFyz
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Oh my god this is fucked
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Scenes of horror and chaos in girls’ schools in #Iran today.
Schools in at least 15 provinces across the country were targeted in apparent poison #gas attacks.
My report for BBC World
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She's turned the Waynes against us
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With his usual beautifully brash Scouse accent and dash of dry humour, Paul O'Grady called out cruel Conservative cuts to welfare and showed solidarity with those affected. It's worth noting this 2010 clip is as relevant today as ever.
"Vive la Birkenhead. Vive la révolution."
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Stop glamourising “hustle culture” and start glamourising the Frog and Toad lifestyle.
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What a fucking life led. Truly. Back when the Met stormed into the RVT for it being a gay bar, all wearing rubber gloves to “protect” themselves during the HIV crisis, Paul O’Grady was on stage as Lily and immediately quipped “Looks like we have help with the washing up!” Iconic.
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