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Covering business with an arched eyebrow on Wells $treet: janewells.substack.com CNBC. KFI. More Neanderthal than 79% of you.
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Rabobank sent me this “Avocado World Map” for #CincoDeMayo which looks like something I’d draw after a couple of margaritas.
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I actually hope this can be blamed on alcohol. Because… Watch: Viral video shows tourist drive straight into bay at West Hawai‘i harbor : Big Island Now
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Listening to lots of #GordonLightfoot tonight. You forget how many great songs he wrote and sang. Like this.
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What a voice. What a song. Loved his music.
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On a day when my waves resemble the gales of November, I ask...
Does any one know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Rest in peace, Gordon Lightfoot, you will always have a place here. It's been good to know ya. 
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I mean, I love Tchaikovsky as much as the next person, but not this much. Concertgoer lets out a ‘loud full body orgasm’ while L.A. Phil plays Tchaikovsky’s 5th
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There’s really too much to cover in this edition of “Dumb and Dumber,” but I try. janewells.substack.com/p/dumb-and-dum
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Rewatching “Lost” (2004) and in S1E15 a woman (bit part) says her father is off “buying a paper company on Slough.” Very offhand reference to to the original 2001 “The Office.”
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Shiv makes her move. Ivanka Trump Ditches Attorneys In Fraud Suit, Splitting From Don Jr. And Eric
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Love this.
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South Korean President Yoon surprises the crowd at the White House state dinner by singing what he said was one of his favorite songs, “American Pie”
“I had no damn idea you could sing,” Biden says
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CNBC anchor Hadley Gamble has accused former NBCUniversal CEO Jeff Shell of sexual harassment and sex discrimination in a complaint to the company, her lawyer says.
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In other news… #AaronRodgers
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Adam Schefter breaking the Aaron Rodgers trade news made for great live television on ESPN. 
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Hmmmm. Sources tell the it was about the discrimination lawsuit, not fraudulent claims about the election. Pinup photos of Nancy Pelosi are apparently worse than saying the election was stolen. #TuckerCarlson departs Fox News
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Can’t help but wonder if #Fox/#Murdoch is cleaning house before the #Smartmatic trial. #TuckerCarlson
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If you’ve ever seen the #SouthPark episode where Butters connects with his “Hawaiian ancestors,” um, that’s me. #chichi
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The line to get into the Makaha Sons concert in Kealakekua. Hubbanator: “Did they advertise this on AARP?”
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The line to get into the Makaha Sons concert in Kealakekua. Hubbanator: “Did they advertise this on AARP?”
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Some weekend reading for dog lovers and lawyers. The Texas Dog Lawyer, by
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Wondering if the direct link works to my … StubSack.
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People go nuts over animals, and one lawyer in Texas has now made them her entire practice. Meet The Texas #Dog Lawyer on my page that I cannot link to on Twitter, but it rhymes with Stubsack. Janewells-dot-(real name of stubsack)-dot-com.
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People go nuts over animals, and one lawyer in Texas has now made them her entire practice. Meet The Texas #Dog Lawyer on my page that I cannot link to on Twitter, but it rhymes with Stubsack. Janewells-dot-(real name of stubsack)-dot-com.
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Expect to hear a huge push on #iHeartRadio starting tomorrow pushing the reasons for automakers like #Ford to keep AM radio bands in cars — like emergency broadcasts, for one thing.
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And just like that. No blue checkmark. Sorta liberating. Less responsibility, because you don’t know if it’s really me, right?
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Someone just pitched me a story for “M*sturbation May.” And, well, I almost hit “reply.” But I didn’t. Yet.
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Good read. #crypto The anti-crypto life is getting harder cryptouncomplicated.xyz/p/sec-chair-ga via
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This… is hilarious.
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Fox News Defamation Trial Over As Jury Votes In Favor Of Dominion 138,000 To 1 buff.ly/3MVEfkc
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