I was once thoroughly menaced by a goose (alongside @bear_foot in Oxford, England). That goose knew who held all the cards.
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Geese are incredibly, mind-bendingly evil. They will kill without compunction. https://twitter.com/Xanderkish/status/1393261371698069506 …
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When given the opportunity, they also attack tigers. https://i.imgur.com/LQpWiWd.mp4
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I've seen it first hand so I don't doubt their evil intentions, but as grown man, I remain pretty certain i would still win the overall fight
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Exactly, people don't want to kill them, but it would be very easy to do so if needed.
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A goose came at me as a teenager and so thoroughly kicked my ass that I found myself rolling uncontrolled down a steep hill. Having beaten me, it still pursued me the whole way down. A childhood friend who witnessed the embarrassing affair still mocks me about it 20 years later
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I was bitten by a goose as a child. They are not just large ducks.
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They're the wasps of the waterfoul family.
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I'm either walking out of a fight to the death at a high cost or quitting a war of attrition.pic.twitter.com/msQ7s9hYaX
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