Jana Riess/Twible

#Twible Deut 14: From “Don’t boil a kid in Mom’s milk” we get different pots for meat & dairy. Great. Now I can’t haz cheeseburger.

#Twible Deut 13: Role play this: a friend says a god (not G) spoke to her in a dream. Do you A) run away, B) kill her, or C) join? (It’s B.)

#Twible Deut 12: Folks, don’t sacrifice just anywhere. G’ll show you a special place for it. Oh, & smash other nations’ bobblehead gods.

#Twible Deut 11: You’ll win fabulous prizes: choice land, wealth, sovereignty! But only if you love G & obey. There’s always a catch.

#Twible Deut 10: Note to self: always do a backup. Moses uses Mobile Me to make 2nd copy of stone tablets for the ark. Jump drive’s OK too.

The ups & downs of a sister missionary: @TheExponent has a great essay on Rachel Hunt Steenblik's experience http://www.the-exponent.com/a-book-review-of-sorts-way-below-the-angels/ …

#Twible Deut 9: Moses is STILL talking. Like Dad’s lectures about how you were ungrateful & didn’t appreciate all his sacrifices. Yada yada.

#Twible Deut 8: Disneyland will be awesome, w figs, land & fair housing for all. Just don’t forget G in the Magic Kingdom, Israel, ya hear?

#Twible Deut 7: 1. All indigenous people of Canaan must be destroyed. 2. Don’t marry them. (FAQ: If they’re destroyed, who’s left to marry?)

#Twible Deut 5: 10 Comms, Take 2. But now we don’t just “remember” the Sabbath; we have to “observe” it. Drat. Farewell, handy loophole.

#Twible Deut 4: Pep rally continues. Isn’t G the coolest G ever, doing that schtick where he speaks out of fire, & snuffing the Egyptians?

"You can’t have kingdom without church." - Scot McKnight http://jonathanmerritt.religionnews.com/2014/10/15/christians-misunderstand-kingdom-scot-mcknight/ …

#Twible Deut 3: Moses recounts old war stories. We sure trashed them @ Bashan! And remember Heshbon? We skunked 'em. Good times, good times.