Jamie Lauren Keiles

i have so much fun alone

still getting over how i didn't know that the faucets are on the opposite sides in california

FACE DOWN, ASS UP BUY FACE, SELL ASS

I remember reading NYT Now in high school….it’s what made me want to “move to New York” and “be a writer"

bipolar economist forever seeking Paredo optimal mania allocation that I won't have to pay for in depression plus interest

life is what happens in between spending $2.50 in different locations

a good financial goal would be to stop believing that the amount $2.50 is "like nothing"

lol @ post-New York School-type writers who constantly feel called to ponder dense tidbits of Lacan as they like, wait in line at McDonald's

every olympic event should be preceded by one normal person trying to do the thing literally at all

If you're not drinking sink water you're doing it wrong. Been on it for almost a year and never felt better

that's enough stern platitude twitter for one night

the only thing you can control about any person or situation is the action you take in response to it

if you lower your expectations of others to zero you will find yourself almost constantly delighted

contentment is an accumulation of many small dull tasks over a long timeline

self-reflection is not the same as intelligence and neither is inherently good or useful

being lazy is a means of drawing out your own suffering