Jamie Parslow

Okay, but imagine a reboot of #kingofthehill, but instead, Bobby’s the main subject and about 25 years old.

He tried his hand at comedy in Austin, but couldn’t pay the bills so he got a job back home at Strickland Propane where Hank is now (proudly) the regional manager after Buck promoted him, then promptly died.

Joseph, after a brief stint as a renowned college quarterback, dropped out and is now working with his father at Dale’s Dead Bug.

Connie is the head of a renowned, though low-paying science-related field. She now fights for women’s rights and science activism.

Peggy is now the 5-time substitute teacher of the year, only recently having been promoted to staff at Tom Landry Middle.

Boomhauer is still just Boomhauer. And tragically, Bill has passed away after a heart attack. But not before he married a woman in his later years who can drink with the best of them. A mirror of Bill’s.

And Luann, after marrying rich and subsequently getting a divorce (but not before children!), now focuses most of her time on fitness classes, real estate, and entertaining the kids with the manger babies.