Jamie Gaskins

@jamie_gaskins

I build distributed systems and try to make life just a bit more bearable for the people around me. he/him

Probably breakfast
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2010.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    5. pro 2019.
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  2. prije 2 sata

    I thought this was referring to at first and thought you could speed up a Neo4j database by throwing worthless data into it. That’d be a pretty baller move, though.

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    1. velj

    The EU now has 1 GB of free space

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  4. 2. velj

    Anyone who talks to a dog in their normal voice is a cop

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    People talk too much about how small my arms are and not nearly enough about how big my everything else is.

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    14. ruj 2019.

    wife: We just ate, why are you making pancakes? me: They’re for the dogs wife: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs? me: They don’t know how

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  7. 31. sij

    This is my favorite code review of 2020 so far and I haven't even looked at the code yet

    A GitHub pull request I've been asked to review is titled "fix gremlins"
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  8. 31. sij

    Shrödinger's multi factor authentication device.

    AWS says I don't have an assigned MFA device, but the dialog box that pops up when I clicked "Assign MFA Device" says that an MFA device already exists for me.
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  9. 30. sij

    People at bars on TV always just ask for a beer, like it doesn’t matter what kind of beer it is. That’s like walking into a restaurant and saying “one food, please”.

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  10. 28. sij

    when i'm wearing shorts in the winter and people ask if i'm cold

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  11. 28. sij

    Did this for Monday morning at 6:30am PST and nobody showed up, so I'm not gonna feel bad anymore about rejecting meetings after 5pm EST 😂

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  12. 27. sij

    This is a great thread going into a lot of the nuance regarding the news from yesterday. I wonder how many people don’t even know this about him. I’ve talked to several over the past few years that only learned about it when I brought it up. I find that terrifying.

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    27. sij

    🔘 I'm in this picture and I don't like it

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  14. 26. sij

    Couldn't RT it because the tweet's been deleted, but remember the last part here, because it's all I thought about when I heard his name for years:

    Screenshot from deleted tweet: I hope that all the journalists who write about Kobe Bryant will grapple with his complicated legacy. He was a legendary basketball player, an advocate for the women's game, a husband and a father, and an accused rapist. We owe it to survivors to tell the entire, complicated truth.
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    25. sij

    What in the Geocities hell is this??? I should totally go, shouldn't I?

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  16. 26. sij

    This is *precisely* why I don’t like cooking. I just end up sad and eat celery and peanut butter, which is what would’ve happened if I hadn’t tried to cook to begin with.

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    26. sij

    You might think that someone today recommending a piece of media made in the 90s is the same as someone in the 90s recommending a piece of media made in the 60s, but here’s why it isn’t: i can still be young please let me still be young

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  18. 26. sij

    Science fiction did not prepare me for this

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    26. sij
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    So much of what people dismiss as “identity politics” are human rights issues that just don’t affect them.

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