Jamie Hegarty

@jamie322

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Joined March 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    May 23

    This truly wonderful Roger story from is soothing my aching soul. 😪

  2. May 20
  3. Retweeted
    May 18

    WE DONT DESERVE DOGS

  4. Retweeted
    May 10

    Look, Comey was turning the US govt into "reality TV": that's why Trump had to fire him! (From Rosenstein memo)

  5. Retweeted
    Apr 8

    Watching a 2016 Counting Crows concert on TV. Adam Duritz now looks like Patton Oswalt in an Adam Duritz costume.

  6. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    President's cuts to Interior: $1.5 billion President's check to Park Service: $77K Park Ranger's face: Priceless

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    Apr 1
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    Mar 30

    It's important to be yourself. If you can't be yourself, be BATMAN

  9. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    Finally a badass flamingo picture. "Chilean flamingos soar over Torres del Paine National Park" (Ben Hall)

  10. Retweeted
    Mar 27

    This little girl thought a broken water heater is a real life robot. It's just not fair how cute it is

  11. Retweeted
    Mar 25

    this gif never fails to brighten up my day!!!!!!!!!!1

  12. Retweeted
    Mar 19

    TIERS OF FRIENDSHIP 4- we hang out 3- we can travel together 2- I would take a bullet for you 1- I will speak to you on phone

  13. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    Look at these lucky bastards. "The Glamorous Airline Lounges of the 1970s"

  14. Retweeted
    Mar 16

    This entire shelf of own-brand cereals sounds like an old English army Major, trying to find a euphemism for gay men.

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    Mar 3
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    Feb 2

    For the last time, son, there were emails.

  17. Retweeted
    Jan 24

    2009: Maybe we'll pull off universal healthcare 2017: I hope the National Park Service employee who tweeted an objective fact is okay

  18. Retweeted
    Jan 16

    Since Rob Schneider said something dumb now is a good time to remember when Roger Ebert hit him with the greatest critical put down ever

  19. 6 Dec 2016

    So odd to see Marques Bolden wearing Casey Sanders’s jersey. Is nothing sacred?

  20. Retweeted
    6 Nov 2016

    when it's all over Kellyanne Conway can go back to being that mother who kills the better cheerleader so her daughter makes the squad

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