James Swift

@jamestheswift

Software Engineer. Music maker. Other stuff.

Vienna, Austria
jamesswift.bandcamp.com
Joined October 2009
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  1. Jun 10

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    Jun 9
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    hah, deleted, but too late This is a shameful production, with all proceeds going to the vultures

    1 reply 8 retweets 9 likes
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    Jun 8

    Theresa May just been running through that wheat field again

    255 replies 20,771 retweets 42,696 likes
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    Jun 4

    Let this be a lesson to terrorists everywhere. Strike at us and our president will publicize your actions, whine a bit and then go golf.

    162 replies 5,818 retweets 11,689 likes
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    Jun 1

    Typical thread when asking for a linux distro on the internet. Via /r/linux

    36 replies 407 retweets 814 likes
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    Jun 1

    Trump voters: this is on you!

    2 replies 30 retweets 35 likes
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    May 31

    Gah! Your gyroscope can pick up on your voice!

    57 replies 2,361 retweets 2,142 likes
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    Jun 1

    STOP CHILD ABUSE - seeks help for demanding geolocation challenge

    6 replies 35 retweets 14 likes
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    May 30

    What could have been: if you’d bought $1000 worth of Bitcoin in 2010, you would have lost it all when Mt. Gox got hacked

    15 replies 330 retweets 780 likes
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    May 29
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    : >

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    May 25

    "So, do you enjoy comic books?"

    4 replies 288 retweets 1,012 likes
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    May 23

    👏 for Android is official! We 💖 it & fully support you using it. Check out our examples:

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    May 14

    THIS NEEDS TO BE RT'D ENDLESSLY

    1,672 replies 414,355 retweets 110,864 likes
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    May 21

    me in 2010: social media is bad me in 2013: actually it's amazing and only dorks say it's bad me in 2017: nvm it's bad

    2 replies 196 retweets 1,233 likes
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    May 22

    I Ate Nothing But Black Puddings For A Whole Year And David Lynch Didn't Even Notice

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    May 20

    Is truncating the y-axis dishonest? By

    103 replies 4,736 retweets 8,065 likes
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    May 21

    Cocoon III looks terrifying

    5 replies 42 retweets 105 likes
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    May 20

    He halted the viral ransomware shutting down hospitals, and this is his reward. Words fail to express my outrage at clickbait "journalists".

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    42 replies 3,703 retweets 3,278 likes
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    May 19

    I have absolutely nothing against male politicians, as long as they don't play the 'Man Card' to get elected.

    6 replies 274 retweets 639 likes
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    May 16

    The fell for the satirical website in a feature on

    2 replies 18 retweets 38 likes

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