These Are All Cakespic.twitter.com/ejArkJHaid
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Help arrives, but they are also cake
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You are starting to feel delicious and moist. You try to ignore this as you bolt for the door.
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I haven’t laughed this hard in years. But also, yesterday.
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Then eat it
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I am jogging but it's hot out. My shoes are cake and dissolve. My legs are also cake. I fall down onto the sidewalk. I am now a torso and arms. I try to shout swear words, but my tongue falls out. It too is a cake.
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And the man you've been trying to flirt with for half an hour turns out to be a date roulade.
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The burglar breaks in and tries to shoot you, but the gun is cake
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and then like always I start biting my nails in frustration, only to find out they're tasting sweet now

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