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CSO @cipherskin. Biosignals, digital health, wearables, meta-science, error detection, noises. Journal ghoul. Washed up meathead. Bylines in Fancy Places.

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    James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

    An astonishing blast of drivel, a cannon loaded with offal and rusted car parts, shot into the face of a dying leper. Prion disease and polyester underwear and vinyl furniture and nails under the fingernails of innocent orphans and fire alarms at 2am and eating at Applebee's.

    7:45 PM - 29 Sep 2020
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      2. James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

        Drivel. Unaccountable, unfocused, unhinged, unsanitary, uncontained mutual drivel. The stained adult diapers of civic discourse. A mutual, utter, extreme fuckshop.

        2 replies 1 retweet 39 likes
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      3. James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

        I never run out of superlatives, so strap in.

        2 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
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      4. James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

        Licking a battery while you're asleep. Being duct taped to an open sewer pipe. A car fire full of famine victims. A sad two star hotel in a ruined regional town where the walls are made of screaming and the beds are soaked in muriatic acid and broken dolls.

        2 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
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      5. James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

        Ever death metal album I've ever heard, which is most of them, treated as some kind of linguistic cosplay.

        3 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      6. James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

        The noise made when two steaks, riven with BSE and variants of HIV that have unfavorable grown broken teeth,bare slapped together in front of a ribbon microphone soaked in the vomit of the saddest man from the saddest place.

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
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      7. James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

        More embarrassment than a thousand fever dreams of a million bare-arsed high school howlers.

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      8. James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

        A Tower of Babel made of contempt made physical, of sawdust, of lice who only eat dead foot skin.

        1 reply 1 retweet 19 likes
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      9. James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

        A child blowing in a dandelion which suddenly explodes into napalm. Napalm that screams and steals your wallet and bites your mum.

        5 replies 2 retweets 17 likes
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      10. James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

        A spectacle that would have had Sisyphus with his head in the oven, with pockets full of enough coins to feed the meter.

        2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      11. James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

        Blather, taken into a lab at Veridian Dynamics, and equipped with lasers explicitly designed to burn the concept of taste.

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      12. James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

        AND DON'T FORGET THE AFTERTHOUGHTS GIVEN BY QUASI-PEOPLE WHO ARE TWO LOOSE GENES AWAY FROM BEING GIBBONS WITH PROFOUND HEAD INJURIES.

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      13. James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

        That concludes my political discourse. Back yourself, believe in evidence, maintain your empathy, trust that America is full of people who are just as embarrassed as you, and harvest your rage.

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      14. James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

        HARVEST YOUR GODDAMN RAGE.

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      15. James Heathers‏ @jamesheathers 29 Sep 2020

        Btw I am available for children's parties.

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