James Hartnett

@jameshartnett

Here's my album: Here's a podcast I do: WATCH Dana & Remy:

Toronto
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Joined January 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Sep 2018

    Hi world. My standup album is out! I hope you'll give it a listen.

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  2. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Notice how in so many of these well, crafted but essentially meaningless corporate statements they fail to assign blame to the police or even mention black people? Performative unity is so very useless.

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  3. Retweeted
    May 31

    A lot of Canadians have no idea about our country’s own history of anti-black racism So, I wrote this post on facebook about the Africville settlement since people seem to think Canadian anti-black racism is lesser than that of its American cousin. Please educate yourself.

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  4. Retweeted
    May 30

    Watch & share.

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  5. May 28

    Anyway, this was my pitch to that CBC relief fund thing.

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  6. May 28

    *In front of a dark background we see a shrouded figure* *Heavy metal music is BLASTING* *The person removes his shroud. It's ME! But my face is entirely red, like a devil. And I have horns. I grin evily* Me: "Sin ... is IN" *Then I laugh aggressively*

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  7. May 28

    I am quarantining with (him in the bathroom, me in the rest of the apartment) and honestly? I'm P*SSED!

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    THIS WEEK! It's a heatwave... and things are NOT going well! Plus: special guest... comedian and writer !
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    May 27

    NEW EPISODE! This week: - we're upset with Joe Rogan! - we look at Drake's VERY strict pool rules! - we welcome special guest... comedian and writer Jordan Foisy!

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  9. May 26

    I made a highly acclaimed webseries with called DANA AND REMY. If you didn't watch it when it came out, check er out! I mean why not, we're all at damn home anyway.

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  10. May 26

    Thank you everyone for making ‘I Like Em Nasty’ my number one streamed track on Spotify.

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  11. May 26

    Joe Biden looks like if you put your fingers on his forehead, and applied any pressure, they would go right through.

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  12. May 25

    I’m the kind of guy who knows where the extension cords are kept.

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  13. May 25

    My ac is broken and my cat was looking really hot, so I just rubbed him with a banana I found frozen in the freezer. This ones not really a joke, just more of a wild story.

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  14. May 24

    “Horny Toilet” could be a good character, potentially.

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  15. May 23

    My hope is that by the end of the pandemic, all my guy friends and I will end up having Mel Gibson’s awesome Lethal Weapon hair! Then we just keep it! Then we all just move to the damn beach together. Then just grow friggin old together guy style!

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  16. May 22

    Very cool to see John Krasinski made a ton of money selling his YouTube idea. He must have a pretty sick savings account by this point! Rock on!

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  17. May 22

    When they finally create a vaccine, imagine the following week’s SNL? Just an hour and a half of cast members earnestly singing gospel music a capella straight to camera.

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  18. Retweeted
    May 20

    HOORAY! I had so much fun guesting on the ! They very graciously let me talk about musicals which are ONLY MY FAVOURITE THING TO DISCUSS, because they are nice gentlemen. Listen please!

    NEW EPISODE! - investing tips! - a trip to a Rock N' Roll Auction! - listener feedback! - special guest... podcaster & theatre correspondent Jocelyn Geddie!
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  19. May 20

    This week! We talk with ! And explains a weird thing about erotic massage parlours to us!

    NEW EPISODE! - investing tips! - a trip to a Rock N' Roll Auction! - listener feedback! - special guest... podcaster & theatre correspondent Jocelyn Geddie!
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  20. May 18

    “Around when he was 13 or 14 we looked at each other and said - wow. He has a chance to have an extremely deep voice some day.”

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  21. May 18

    There should be a Last Dance spin off documentary just about how deep Scottie Pippen’s voice is.

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