"My company pays for it." "Oh. You should probably find a company that's smarter with money."
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[people in first class suddenly *relishing* the Sutter Home to which they're entitled but would've never dreamed of touching when it was $4/gallon at the Citgo]
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If they're traveling on business, they probably aren't paying.
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I find I can squash this impulse by softly whispering "eat the rich" over and over again while occasionally licking my lips as I walk by.
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If I ever get a chance to fly first class, I would want to board last so I don’t have to endure all the smart people walking passed me to the regular seats knowing this is what they’re thinking.
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1. “I’m fat and dreadfully uncomfortable in normal-sized seats.” 2. “I love the feeling of being comfortably seated in 1st class, drinking, and, Jabba-the-Hutt-like, gloating while watching all of the plebians boardafter me.”
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Domestic, I agree, but a 16hr flight to Dubai?
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That’s for damned sure. We flew Economy Plus from JFK to Dubai a few years ago, and even that was tough. I asked my wife if we could have gotten Business Class, to which she said, “Sure, at $3000/ticket!” For 4 of us...I was briefly tempted. 1st Class?






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You don’t get to board through the first class cabins that are worth it.
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