taking a break from my mental health to focus on twitter
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“for the next game, name 5 Jay Z songs”
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which artist has a better discography?
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me and my band of crooks are going to steal the plymouth rock @pilgrims @thomasfaunce @georgewashington
i love it’s always sunny bc i never know what’s going on i just like listening to them talk
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Today on my run up through Central Park in Harlem I saw four teenagers smoking weed. As I passed them I shouted in a firm but friendly voice: "Smells like failure!" and kept going. I said it as an act of love, honestly. I hope that at some point one of them might think about it.
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american landlord
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They should make a movie with an accurate depiction of how it feels to get your weiner sucked crazy style
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Meanwhile, Puss in Boots has the most accurate depiction of a panic attack in media I’ve seen— this is EXACTLY how it feels. You can’t think, can’t speak, and sometimes even the sound of a loved one trying to help gets drowned by your heart beating out of your chest. twitter.com/HannaBarberaCa…
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Boards of Canada ()'s Music Has the Right to Children turns 25 today
See why we named it the greatest psychedelic album of the '90s here → p4k.in/7fA1fvM
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i had a dream that anthony fantano had a fresh fade and would start his videos by saying what’s up guys, wavethany fadetano here and everyone in the comments was gassing him up and asking for his barber and like nobody cared at all about the music reviews
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On this date in 1994, - 'Illmatic' was released.
📈 #1 for 1994, #18 overall
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Imagine living in Chicago on purpose. BY CHOICE.
Seriously, imagine being a full grown adult.
And waking up in fucking CHICAGO.
Looking at the entire globe, then looking around you at the shithole you reside in.
And saying "Yes. I want to live here :)"
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This nigga stole over $4000 from me and used it to fuck my bitch. You really a sucka ass nigga for making a new twitter like I wasn’t gonna notice. It’s on sight. twitter.com/lifeisagamble9
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Thousands Of Beef Ribs Fall From Sky Onto Empty Plates Of Texans Who Strapped On Bib, Prayed For Dinner bit.ly/3UzbMlO
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how fucking hateful do you have to be to buy a 6 pack for $35
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America's been buying beer from a company that doesn't even know which restroom to use.
There's a new beer in town!
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he’s so fucking unfunny it hurts
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bro died trying to escape that house arrest
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DAVE POTNEY YOU A BITCH ‼️ KEEP SENDING YO NUDES TO OTHER DUDES U FUCKING RACIST BITCH‼️FREAK MONSTER 👹
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when you’re beefing with a ship and you post their exact longitude and latitude
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Yoo chill im just a vessel ! didnt mean to flex on u bro Im just a vessel ,
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are you actually navigating with this?? are you a fucking astronaut???
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Who gives a shit
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The largest black hole ever discovered can fit 30 billion suns. We found it with gravity and bent light. trib.al/LiPOAgA
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NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, TOTAL EXONERATION. DEMOCRAT WITCH HUNT!
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I am not sure there are words for just how irresponsible and bloodthirsty the Fox News primetime coverage of the tragic Nashville school shooting was this evening.
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Footage of 6IX9INE attackers entering the gym has released 
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