James Alan

@james_alan

Everything I tweet is true, except for the ones I make up. I also do magic tricks.

Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2009.

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  1. 4. velj

    A former god of mischief and lies speaks out... my hero:

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  2. 3. velj

    No idea why this was produced. It just showed up in my feed. But absolutely blown away.

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  3. 30. sij

    Honoured to have been invited to write the cover story for this month’s issue of about my friends the . The full issue is now available at

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  4. 30. sij

    I so want to work for this company Worst Thing That Could Happen

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    29. sij

    Congratulations to Toronto based mentalist duo for their feature (penned by ) in this month's !

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  6. 25. sij

    So we know why the wants to hurry through the Impeachment. They need to be ready for the Roddenberry/Paramount lawsuit?

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  7. 24. sij

    Read a reference to “nerdish” behavior instead of “nerdy”. Trying to decide if I like that better.

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  8. 13. sij
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  9. 12. sij

    Three inch deep pan of scalloped potatoes... no one in the audience is going to able to stay awak through my show. @ Barrie, Ontario

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  10. 12. sij

    Performing at a house party, spotted this on their Christmas Tree. @ Barrie, Ontario

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  11. 7. sij

    Apparently if you give a dog a haircut, they’re more resonant and can bark louder... who knew.

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  12. 6. sij

    That's a month's worth of nerdiness taken care of:

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  13. 3. sij

    When you’re reading before bed after a long day and the next line is “In time you will abandon your trousers...”

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  14. 19. pro 2019.

    When you’re waiting for your show and the bar has its own close up mats @ Toronto, Ontario

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  15. 19. pro 2019.

    Merry Impeachmas to my American friends.

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  16. 18. pro 2019.

    It’s the holidays, so I’m going to give away some secrets of magic tonight.

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    10. pro 2019.

    Just heard the awful news that my dear friend Simon Aronson—whose brilliant work is the foundation of a huge portion of my own—has passed away. So many laughs. So many miracles. A huge loss to me personally and to the whole community of magicians.

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  18. 10. pro 2019.

    Got a new phone... can’t figure out how to log into Facebook. @ Toronto, Ontario

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  19. 7. pro 2019.

    It’s kind of true when you think about it.

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  20. 4. pro 2019.

    Is "You think aliens built the pyramids" sufficient reason for declining a second date? Asking for a friend.

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