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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Dec 2019

    I first did this character on a whim in a midnight show at UCB in 2013. I still can’t believe it’s on a Netflix show right now. Please watch!

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    Imagine walking into school one day and is your substitute teacher 🤣
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  2. 13 hours ago

    RYAN! 🥰

    Tagging lots of people I love, a thread For me, UCB started outside the theatre. I wouldn’t even be in NYC if it weren’t for TourCo and the amazing talent of , , , and
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  3. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    💔

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  4. Retweeted
    22 hours ago
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    We 💕 Run Lola Run! We did a podcast with the and from on it, in the Before Times.

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  5. Retweeted
    Apr 20

    Nothing can take away from how scary this time is but a little distraction and some joy is something that can help, even if temporarily. The premiere of is in 15 minutes on and I can promise a smile and maybe even a belly laugh.

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  6. Apr 19

    only allowed to use this gif if u kno the movie and song.

    ban this gif
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  7. Retweeted
    Apr 19

    Just flashed my dog while changing and asked “you ever seen these before?” and true to form, she did not flinch.

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  8. Retweeted
    Apr 18

    How are we ending phone conversations now that we don't have anywhere to go?

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  9. Retweeted
    Apr 17

    *tweets "Karen"* *goes viral*

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  10. Retweeted
    Apr 17

    My roommate just called ostriches “big booty flamingos.”

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  11. Retweeted
    Apr 16

    Oh so they have emojis for all the flags except the freak flag???

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  12. Apr 16

    Shawn: I’m Shawn Spencer. This is my partner, Mr. Softee. Gus: I wanted to be the Good Humour Man, Shawn. Shawn: You can’t take a joke. You cry easily. Gus: You know that’s right. Wait.

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  13. Apr 16

    yes

    Is this your king
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  14. Apr 16

    Shawn: I’m Shawn Spencer, this is my partner Redd Robin. Gus: Yum. Shawn: Have we done that one already? Gus: We also may have done Women B. Shopping. Shawn: Or is it Chopin? Gus: (Sucks teeth.) Shawn: I’ve heard it both w

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  15. Apr 16

    Shawn: I’m Shawn Spencer. This is my partner, Joe Exotic. Gus: Suck it. Shawn: You suck it! Gus & Shawn: (Sings) Suck iiiiiiitt!

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  16. Apr 16

    Shawn: I’m Shawn Spencer, this is my partner, Covid-45. Gus: C’mon, son.

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  17. Apr 16

    Shawn: I’m Shawn Spencer, this is my parter Ellen Menopee. No relation to the talk show host. Gus: You mean Ellen Degeneres? Shawn: YOU’RE a degenerate. Gus: Shawn.

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  18. Apr 16

    In honor of the sequel trailer, I wrote a bunch of Shawn aliases for Gus. Shawn: I’m Shawn Spencer. This is my partner, Women B. Shopping. Gus: That’s a generalization. Shawn: Name a woman that don’t be shopping, Gus. You can’t.

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  19. Retweeted
    Apr 15

    I told Anna about a post I saw saying that this time is so relaxing for empaths and she said “are you really an empath if thousands of people dying doesn’t bother you as much as having some free space”

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  20. Apr 14

    WOW.

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    Her smile and laugh ❤
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  21. Apr 14

    I fully agree with the first three statements. But the shade on Garfield is acknowledged and unacceptable.

    Tom Holland is the Best Peter Parker Tobey has the Best Movie series Miles has the most heartfelt story and best solo movie Andrew Garfield existed
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