Jesper Alf

@jalfd

Uh, hi! I'm a programmer. I write code! And stuff. I also have opinions about politics and things. (He/him)

Copenhagen, Denmark
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2009.

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    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    A lot of debugging is just enumerating and testing assumptions to find which aren't true

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    Have you ever sat on an airplane? Next to Bob? The corporate guy loud on his phone, describing what he does? Bob isn't doing much. He's making sure Lisa knows the memo was sent yesterday, so she can tell Will, so that there are no surprises at the meeting on Thursday.

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    I'm tired of people telling me the government is slow, bloated, inept, inefficient, indifferent -- and the private sector, the opposite.

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    A system where the vote is taken literally by having people stand around in groups is apparently being disrupted by a software failure.

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    People on here who like to talk about people having to pass a test or whatever to vote, think about this history before you open your mouth next time.

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    The way the various candidates are publicly responding to a situation of uncertainty—where presevation of institutional confidence and legitimacy might be at odds with their immediate political interests— is actually a pretty good window into their leadership capacity.

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    remember that "punishable with a fine" just means "legal for the rich"

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    FACT: Mike Bloomberg spent $12,000,000 to re-elect a Senate Republican (Toomey) in 2016. Toomey beat the Dem (McGinty) by 1.5pts. If McGinty had won, Ds would have controlled the Senate after Doug Jones won & could have blocked Kavanaugh from the Sup Court

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    31. sij

    No tweet more tiresome than "history will judge X poorly" when we live in a country where generals who fought against the U.S. to uphold slavery during the Civil War still have highways named after them 150 years later. It won't. Even if it did that's no comfort for the living.

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    20. svi 2014.

    there's two hard problems in computer science: we only have one joke and it's not funny.

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    “Palestinians have never done anything right in their sad, pathetic lives.” — Jared Kushner aka the architect of PeAcE In tHe mIdDlE EaSt

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    In other words, if we eat the rich, we can afford to send thank you emails all day every day!

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    Israel: Alright, here's our peace offer. We're going to keep absolutely everything, but in return we're prepared to offer you 3 soggy socks. Palestinians: Uh- Israel: One of them has a mustard stain on it. Palestinians: That sounds horrible. NYT tomorrow:

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    When a customer list is uploaded and Facebook finds a match, the process SHOULD be.. User gets a notification - did you consent to this use of your data? If ‘no’ then the uploader’s account should be disabled for breach of ToS and the upload permanently erased

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    26. sij

    This is a recently discovered illusion, and it’s really quite striking. The strange effect is called the ‘curvature blindness’ illusion

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    In the United States, we believe that our country can shape world historical events, entire societies, and regions of the world through our force of will. But the idea that we could choose to change our own communities to be less reliant on cars is just unfathomable.

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    The man who writes here that his guess is that, “Trump is a Russian agent,” is not just some layman, but a former CIA Station Chief in Moscow, who also helped nab treasonous CIA officer/KGB double agent, Aldrich Ames. Take what Rolf Mowatt-Larssen says VERY, VERY SERIOUSLY 😳👇🏼

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    And like... If that's what you mean-- Just fucking say it. Say it's a hostage situation Say that the threat of cis white male violence is what is you're responding to Be CLEAR

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