Jake Kern

@jakewobegon

I would kern you so tight!

Minnesota, USA
instagram.com/jakewobegon
Joined January 2010
179 Photos and videos Photos and videos

Tweets

You blocked @jakewobegon

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @jakewobegon

  1. May 29

    Celebrating our 25th Wedding Anniversary at our favorite breakfast diner! Love you, Sara! ❤ @…

    1 reply 2 likes
  2. May 28

    Late Blooming Lilacs @ Lancer Village

  3. May 23

    Powerful insight that helped me get through today so far.

    2 things I've written about how to not kill myself: 1. 2. Maybe they can help someone.
    1 reply
  4. May 15

    Lilacs at the end of the rainbow? @ Lancer Village

  5. May 15

    Just posted a photo @ Lancer Village

  6. May 11

    My Window to the World @ Lancer Village

  7. May 5

    The Lilacs survived the frost. @ Lancer Village

    1 like
  8. Retweeted
    Apr 22

    We do this carelessly every day, make a negative comment towards someone and brush it off as a…

    3 replies 9 retweets 42 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

    38,104 replies 3,637,859 retweets 983,516 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    Do NOT use Apple maps to get here. They will lead you directly through the hobo camps.

    11 replies 310 retweets 1,269 likes
  11. Mar 30

    New Glasses @ Optical Fashions Eye Care Clinic

  12. Mar 1

    More Snow @ Lancer Village

  13. Retweeted
    Feb 15

    Mel Gibson might direct a Suicide Squad sequel? Serious question: Did Suicide Squad have a director?

    7 replies 112 retweets 397 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Feb 16

    The lenticular cover of BATMAN #22, part of a crossover with THE FLASH. And that's why you don't mess with timelines, BARRY.

    84 replies 1,726 retweets 3,209 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Feb 14

    Do you love what I do? Have I impacted your life in a positive way? Please take a moment to donate. - even $5 helps.

    7 replies 22 retweets 29 likes
  16. Feb 15

    More of this, please.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  17. Feb 15

    Might get this on a 200 minute plan & just use Internet on WiFi. It's not like I'm out wandering the countryside.

    Nokia's Famously Indestructible Phone Rumored To Be Returning To Shelves
  18. Feb 15

    Never done it. Am very attached to music. (Disclaimer: Am insane)

    Does LSD prompt a listener to attach more meaning to music? Poet August Kleinzahler considers its effects.
    1 like
  19. Retweeted
    Feb 14

    Sorry, folks. Everyone go to bed. Twitter just reached Perfect Twitter.

    68 replies 6,180 retweets 12,241 likes
  20. Feb 15

    I'm tired of war and wary of organizations that want to perpetuate it.

    1 like

@jakewobegon hasn't Tweeted yet.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·