Sooo...Giuliani plans media presser at a SHIT SHOP (fertilizer) next door to a DILDO STORE and across the street from a CREMATORIUM! Alrighty then...the optics: RUDY - DILDOS - SHIT - DEATH! So... when you (painfully) think about it, there is a sort of twisted logic to it.
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It really does perfectly capture all the facets of the crumbling regime.
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Imagine being Rudy Giuliani and thinking that you can overturn this election
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Imagine being Rudy Giuliani and thinking you can turn around a Presidential campaign at the landscaping company next to the porno shop and cremation center
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This four seasons story is the funniest thing possibly ever

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YALL LISTEN UP! JAKE IS SPEAKING PETTINESS AND I AM HERE FOR IT!!pic.twitter.com/2hzeVphH1e
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It will forever be their Alamo. No to be confused with the rental car establishment.
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CAN YOU GET ME A JOB AT THE FOUR SEASON'S TOTAL LANDSCAPING IN PHILADELPHIA? IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE FANTASY ISLAND ADULT BOOK STORE WITH VIEWING BOOTHS AND ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE DELAWARE VALLEY CREMATION CENTER.pic.twitter.com/yL8M1HHF73
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Objective journalist
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Before guiliani came to the neighborhood, the dildo shop was the sleaziest thing in town
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