Jake FogelnestVerified account

@jakefogelnest

Writer for Girlboss / Difficult People / Wet Hot American Summer: First Day Of Camp / Billy On The Street / I'm a professional and very good at show business.

Los Angeles/New York
Joined April 2008
Born on March 14

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  1. A special message to all dogs tonight from Mr. Dan Rather:

  2. Welcome to my BBQ. No, we're not grilling anything. Grab a Soylent and enjoy the anime babes on the napkins. Now, let's talk about vaccines.

  3. On behalf of Manson family associate, Bernard "Lotsapoppa" Crowe and myself, happiest of birthdays to .

  4. My first day as lead graphic designer on the Donald Trump campaign is NOT going well.

  5. THANK GOD FERGIE IS BACK. SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN RADIOHEAD OR WHATEVER. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS A HUGE LOSER.

  6. I hope all of the Albert Brooks films being added to Netflix today somehow causes a situation where Snapchat goes out of business.

  7. SATAN! DRUG USE! And also the films "Rosemary's Baby" and "Trainspotting." New starts July 12th.

  8. We put on the video of Aaron Sorkin's Masterclass and Sorkin started yelling at our writer's assistant. 😞

  9. There's no toothbrush emoji. Don't bother looking for it. You'll end up looking like a fool. Had to learn this one the hard way.

  10. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Being verified on Twitter via a web media organization you work for is less pure than celebrity based verification.

  11. all I hear is Trump this, Trump that. screw Trump, gimme that PUMP!

  12. I'm nominated for Best Female R&B/Pop Artist tonight at the BET Awards. Wish me luck!

  13. I have ten years today.

  14. 💃..... 📸 .....🚶..... 🚴

  15. Sad to hear of the passing of Bill Cunningham. 💔 At least he doesn't have to endure the fashion choices at another Del Close Marathon.

  16. Kanye also wanted to include the "Time To Make The Donuts" guy in the "Famous" video, but I told him it would be confusing and off tone.

  17. I would just like to say, with love, that if you don't nominate the show, you're trash.

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