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@jakefogelnest

Husband to nice lady. Writer/Producer. In Stereo (Where Available). For business stuff contact: The Gersh Agency. Created my own streaming service. ENLIST NOW!

Los Angeles
Joined April 2008
Born March 14

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 30

    I paid an ad agency $350,000 for this.

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  2. Sep 19

    SPOILER ALERT: The Specials will be entering “The Circle” next week! They are entering as themselves. Will this be the first 2 Tone Ska band to win “The Circle?” I know I’ll be watching! (This is official art from Netflix, I did not just make this in 30 seconds on my phone.)

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  3. Sep 19

    Anyone else wake up on a Sunday morning and the first thing on your mind is record producer Joe Meek? Just trying to gauge my relatability.

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  4. Sep 18
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  5. Sep 18

    Looking to buy LulaRoe? Look no further!

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  6. Sep 17

    I’d like to think that somewhere out there, and I don’t know where it is, but I know it’s a very peaceful place… Norm MacDonald is talking to Jimi Hendrix explaining the whole thing going on with Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s balls. That’s it for me this week, folks. I’ll see ya later.

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  7. Sep 16

    Please if you are a rapper, don’t make a diss track about me. It would really hurt my feelings. Thank you!

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  8. Sep 14

    Norm was the funniest. If you were lucky to know him even a little bit, you know how smart and kind he was. And weird. The media is saying Cancer. Don’t believe it. I will avenge your death, Norm. Your real killers? I will find them and put them in a duffel bag. I am so sad.

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  9. Sep 12

    AT&T Free Msg, Thanks for paying your bill! You won a special prize. Click on this suspicious weird link! Trust us. We are not pretending to be AT&T. Why would you think this is a SPAM text?! You’re crazy! No, I am NOT gaslighting you!

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  10. Sep 10

    The B-Side of the 45 single of “Grease” is just an instrumental version with a saxophone playing Frankie Valli’s vocal melody. I’m not afraid to call this out. I deal with the issues HEAD ON. Did a session sax player need the gig? America demands answers!

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  11. Sep 7

    Remember: I’ve got the most important news and information and I share it each day online.

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  12. Sep 7

    Imelda Marcos sure had a lot of shoes. (I don’t have a punchline for this joke. I’m just trying to write more topical jokes here on Twitter. It’s not going very well. Just a total failure on every level. I apologize. Maybe the next tweet will be a winner.

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  13. Sep 6

    Michael K. Williams. You will be so missed. I have no words. This scene says it all.

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  14. Sep 5

    Sunday afternoon. JEALOUS?

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  15. Sep 4

    “There are lots of things I like about steampunk, but it doesn’t work.” - Deb Fogelnest, just now while we’re watching a rerun of “Masterchef Jr.”

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  16. Sep 3

    Listen to LAST week's episode of my podcast/TV show "I DID THIS FIRST!" wherever you listen to podcasts. or stop being a cheapskate and pay for the VIDEO version and BONUS stuff at THE MOST IMPORTANT CURRENT AFFAIRS PROGRAM ONLINE.

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  17. Sep 3

    I am back on The Show today. Recorded last night! Todd does a 40 minute cold open and then he starts the show. It’s real “theatre of the mind.” Whose mind is what I’d like to know?! Probably the mind of a real goofball! I love my friend Todd.

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  18. Sep 2

    You even have a melody stuck in your head for a week and then you figure out it’s just “I Love You” by Climax Blues Band? People, it’s been a WILD ride through my brain synapses which lives in a pop music mind prison. May you all have a blessed day.

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  19. Sep 1

    As Joe Rogan’s physician I am bound by doctor/patient confidentiality. I can say all your tweets are hurting my feelings and I wish you would stop. Just because I have a medical degree doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings!!!

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  20. Sep 1

    Now available to BUY digitally in the US. TONS of extras including a full live concert. doesn’t skimp on bonus features because he values them as much as we all do. You can also now watch for regular rental prices. Blu-ray coming later this month.

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  21. Aug 30

    “Party rock is in the house tonight.” - Patti Smith, early poetry, 1971.

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