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  1. Pinned Tweet
    27 Aug 2016

    quote tweeting this so I can make it my pinned tweet

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  2. 10 Nov 2018

    I just love Mac Demarco

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  3. 5 Sep 2018

    Worms Worms 2 Worms Armageddon Worms: World Party Worms 3D

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  4. 5 Sep 2018

    Are IDLES actually any good? I wrote them off a while ago as literally an episode of Dick n Dom in Da Bungalow, so I never bothered listening.

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  5. Retweeted
    20 Aug 2018

    me: thank you for that glass of milk earlier sperm bank employee: what glass of milk me: the glass of milk that was sitting on your desk sperm bank employee: oh my god me: what sperm bank employee: you drank my glass of milk

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  6. Retweeted
    19 Aug 2018

    me, wide awake: jake i can't sleep jake, half asleep: nice! me: no....... i CAN'T sleep jake: yes.............. nice! me: what jake: you can finally do all that DIY

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  7. Retweeted
    10 Aug 2018

    Av just had enough of her really .

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  8. 24 Jul 2018

    all i wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *click* *cash register noise* see "Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again" in its original aspect ratio

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  9. 4 Jul 2018

    Remember the gorilla that drank all the blackcurrant squash? National treasure.

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  10. 29 Jun 2018

    23. You 22. Can't 21. Rank 20. Every 19. Moment 18. From 17. The 16. Danny Dyer 15. Brexit 14. Video 13. As 12. They 11. Are 10. All 9. Amazing 8. And 7. Inspiring 6. In 5. Their 4. Own 3. Way 2. "With his trotters up" 1. The second twat

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  11. 26 Jun 2018
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  12. 24 Jun 2018

    Just 3 absolute lads, smashing lagers and scoring goals

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  13. Retweeted
    29 May 2018

    photos i take of jake vs photos he takes of me

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  14. 29 May 2018

    Upset - Daddy Day Care Weak - Daddy Day Care Lonely - Daddy Day Care Sinned - Daddy Day Care Worried - Daddy Day Care Anxious - Daddy Day Care Unhappy - Daddy Day Care In danger - Daddy Day Care Depressed - Daddy Day Care Lack of Faith - Daddy Day Care

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  15. 29 May 2018

    This is the most "you wouldn't know him, he goes to a different school" of all the made-up boyfriend names that have ever been made-up

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  16. 20 May 2018
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  17. Retweeted
    16 May 2018

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’m not a nonce.

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  18. Retweeted
    25 Apr 2018

    Eh I don't get this . Can someone explain is she making a statement or what ?

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  19. 5 Apr 2018

    if you then you don’t don’t love deserve me at my me at my

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  20. Retweeted
    22 Mar 2018

    You are lucky, Hull. Nowhere else will you be able to drink this biscuity bad boy. Thanks to for being good at making delicious beer.

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  21. 14 Mar 2018

    What an absolute fitty of a tune... yes please! to the new Gengahr album

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