Jake Archibald

@jaffathecake

Googler. I want the web to do what native does best, and fast. No thoughts go unpublished. 'IMO' implicit.

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Joined July 2008

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  1. 2 hours ago

    Today on "stupid shit Jake does": Using macbook as a little table for chocolate.

  2. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    The article shows why ’s Animation Worklet is urgently needed on the web. Doing stuff like this performantly is way too hard.

  3. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    Awesome writeup on <link rel=preload> by test-cases, prioritization, gotchas and more

  4. 10 hours ago

    …the "money people" need to see fast sites and think "I need that", and see slow sites and think "that's a development failure".

  5. 10 hours ago

    …but our industry is on the line here. A web of slow unusable apps suggests the web is incapable of being an app platform…

  6. 10 hours ago

    …demos of slowness are easy to dismiss as "not real", shaming is hard on individuals, quietly fixing each site doesn't scale…

  7. 10 hours ago

    I see some great fast PWAs launching, but it's difficult to know what to do with the other sites that launch with 10s+ of CPU before render…

  8. Retweeted

    Template areas are one of my favorite CSS Grid features 🤗

    example of how grid template areas correlate to the code
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    22 hours ago

    Chrome 59 aims to block embedded credentials for subresource requests (e.g. `user:pass@example.com`). If that sticks, top-level is next.

  10. Mar 26

    Audio description: *sighhhhhhhh* *ugh* *long drawn-out fart noises*

    Independence Day with Audio Description
  11. Mar 26

    My brain has a slideshow ready to go at a moment's notice

  12. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    While in the ER, a urologist came by and talked to me, without me asking. Later I was charged for a consultation, uncovered by insurance.

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    Mar 24

    me: is extra cheese free chipotle employee: yes me: can i get extra cheese chipotle employee: yes me, turning to camera:

  14. Mar 25

    Well done to Bottas - 3rd place!

  15. Retweeted
    Mar 25

    Balloons are weird, aren't they? "Happy Birthday! Here is a PLASTIC SAC of my BREATH."

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  17. Mar 24

    Lancestroll Maldonado

  18. Mar 24

    …27 seconds to render on a fast connection & top-end phone. 20s of it is CPU. The web will die if we do this to it.

  19. Mar 24

    My favourite F1 prediction site has been redesigned. It's bad. Don't ship like this.

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    Mar 23

    Exciting news everyone!! Chrome has announced intent to implement conic-gradient()!!!

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