Jake Archibald

@jaffathecake

Googler. I want the web to do what native does best, and fast. No thoughts go unpublished. 'IMO' implicit.

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  1. 2 hours ago

    Today on "stupid shit Jake does": Using macbook as a little table for chocolate.

    16 replies 1 retweet 81 likes
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    16 hours ago

    The article shows why ’s Animation Worklet is urgently needed on the web. Doing stuff like this performantly is way too hard.

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    📣 Using CSS’ matrix3d() to build a frame-perfect custom scrollbar 🔥 This is the longest I have worked an article.
    6 retweets 33 likes
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    8 hours ago

    Awesome writeup on <link rel=preload> by test-cases, prioritization, gotchas and more

    24 retweets 83 likes
  4. 10 hours ago

    …the "money people" need to see fast sites and think "I need that", and see slow sites and think "that's a development failure".

    6 replies 5 retweets 24 likes
  5. 10 hours ago

    …but our industry is on the line here. A web of slow unusable apps suggests the web is incapable of being an app platform…

    5 replies 3 retweets 14 likes
  6. 10 hours ago

    …demos of slowness are easy to dismiss as "not real", shaming is hard on individuals, quietly fixing each site doesn't scale…

    4 replies 2 retweets 7 likes
  7. 10 hours ago

    I see some great fast PWAs launching, but it's difficult to know what to do with the other sites that launch with 10s+ of CPU before render…

    8 replies 9 retweets 37 likes
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    Mar 26

    Template areas are one of my favorite CSS Grid features 🤗

    example of how grid template areas correlate to the code
    7 replies 83 retweets 318 likes
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    22 hours ago

    Chrome 59 aims to block embedded credentials for subresource requests (e.g. `user:pass@example.com`). If that sticks, top-level is next.

    9 replies 38 retweets 27 likes
  10. Mar 26

    Audio description: *sighhhhhhhh* *ugh* *long drawn-out fart noises*

    Independence Day with Audio Description
    3 replies 9 likes
  11. Mar 26

    My brain has a slideshow ready to go at a moment's notice

    BRAIN: hey whachya doin ME: nothing just relaxing BRAIN: would u like to think about all of ur failures ME: what no BRAIN: and away we go
    8 replies 13 retweets 69 likes
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    Mar 24

    While in the ER, a urologist came by and talked to me, without me asking. Later I was charged for a consultation, uncovered by insurance.

    7 replies 15 retweets 35 likes
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    Mar 24

    me: is extra cheese free chipotle employee: yes me: can i get extra cheese chipotle employee: yes me, turning to camera:

    Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully or write poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.
    422 replies 103,469 retweets 254,877 likes
  14. Mar 25

    Well done to Bottas - 3rd place!

    5 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
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    Mar 25

    Balloons are weird, aren't they? "Happy Birthday! Here is a PLASTIC SAC of my BREATH."

    7 replies 134 retweets 309 likes
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  17. Mar 24

    Lancestroll Maldonado

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  18. Mar 24

    …27 seconds to render on a fast connection & top-end phone. 20s of it is CPU. The web will die if we do this to it.

    4 replies 11 retweets 35 likes
  19. Mar 24

    My favourite F1 prediction site has been redesigned. It's bad. Don't ship like this.

    12 replies 6 retweets 31 likes
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    Mar 23

    Exciting news everyone!! Chrome has announced intent to implement conic-gradient()!!!

    7 replies 69 retweets 185 likes

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