"I want to kill people because I can't get laid." "Have you tried masturbation? It's a thing you can do." "I CAN'T MASTURBATE EITHER, THE INTERNET SAID SO."
“Masturbation? Jerking off a penis? Isn’t that gay? I ain’t homo.” - every incel, probably
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God would rather you spill thy seed on the ground 10,000 times before who commit murder.
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Well sure, I’m p sure God would prefer I jerk it so right to a lot of shit. I rely on that fact in case there is a God. “Sure I masturbated, but consider the alternative, dude.”
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