Jacob Langston
@jacoblangston
Web Producer @ WKMG | Former Orlando Sentinel
| Freelance Photojournalist | Fine Art Photographer | Street Photographer | Veteran | Fueled by Curiosity
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Roseate spoonbill, Orlando Wetlands Park.
Also known as the Derpasaurus Rex of the bird family.
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Do you think doctors Google weird ailments, convinced they’re stricken with them?
“Damn it, I’ve got the Scrotum Jones Syndrome!!”
It's ironic that the same companies that don't pay a living wage are some of the largest donors to food banks.
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Well, It's time for a Think Tank Travel / EDC bag giveaway - Enter below.
bio.link/thinktankphoto
#VentureObserveConnect
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Shout out if your momma had to use an open oven to heat the kitchen in the winter because the furnace was broke.
I can’t count how many children I saw last night witness the debauchery of Bike Week on Main Street, but there wasn’t one Florida government official around, screaming and yelling about what they were witnessing.
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It’s so hot in Florida today that when I got dressed my skin said “No!”
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Neighbors are having a large tree cut down.
Appears to be a 2-day project.
They’ve set up lawn chairs to watch the whole process.
Peak suburban entertainment.
All that matters is that you are alive. You are alive, Captain.
That's the truth.
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All systems are looking good for launch of Crew-6 on Thursday, March 2 at 12:34 a.m. → spacex.com/launches
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If someone asks a group "How are we doing," then says "I couldn't hear you, let's try again"....leave immediately.
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The Nazi scum who decided to visit our area and spread hate. You're not welcome here, losers.
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And now a truck with a Florida plate and a sticker in the shape of Michigan that reads, “We don’t dial 911” with two guns.
He (always a guy) was texting and driving….so maybe he texts 911?
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The frame of his license plate read “DON’T TREAD ON ME”
He drove a Kia Soul.
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ClickOrlando is currently streaming NASA's Crew-6 coverage and will stream through the 1:45 a.m. launch.
My wife said my mustache is getting out of control. I say it's just getting started.
Also, available for any old-timey acting gigs.
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This box of snacks in the newsroom looks like a rabbit trap from a Bugs Bunny cartoon…
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Random thought of the day: I always thought the public - viewers and readers - should judge, or at least be included in judging of journalism and photojournalism contests.
It’s odd that we judge ourselves without including the people we serve.
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This is a call to ALL of our residents to rally TOGETHER and send a message that there’s no place in our community for these scumbag cowards.
Stay tuned, we will have more to come in the near future.
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