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Web Producer @ WKMG | Former Orlando Sentinel 
| Freelance Photojournalist | Fine Art Photographer | Street Photographer | Veteran | Fueled by Curiosity
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I’ve created an ethical AI program. It’s called Go The Hell Outside.
Shout out if your momma had to use an open oven to heat the kitchen in the winter because the furnace was broke.
I can’t count how many children I saw last night witness the debauchery of Bike Week on Main Street, but there wasn’t one Florida government official around, screaming and yelling about what they were witnessing.
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Pretty normal BIke Week.
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I must be on Main Street during Bike Week…
It’s so hot in Florida today that when I got dressed my skin said “No!”
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Neighbors are having a large tree cut down.
Appears to be a 2-day project.
They’ve set up lawn chairs to watch the whole process.
Peak suburban entertainment.
All that matters is that you are alive. You are alive, Captain.
That's the truth.
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All systems are looking good for launch of Crew-6 on Thursday, March 2 at 12:34 a.m. → spacex.com/launches
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When do Gobots get a movie!?!?
If someone asks a group "How are we doing," then says "I couldn't hear you, let's try again"....leave immediately.
Sheriff naming names
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The Nazi scum who decided to visit our area and spread hate. You're not welcome here, losers.
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And now a truck with a Florida plate and a sticker in the shape of Michigan that reads, “We don’t dial 911” with two guns.
He (always a guy) was texting and driving….so maybe he texts 911?
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The frame of his license plate read “DON’T TREAD ON ME”
He drove a Kia Soul.
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ClickOrlando is currently streaming NASA's Crew-6 coverage and will stream through the 1:45 a.m. launch.
My wife said my mustache is getting out of control. I say it's just getting started.
Also, available for any old-timey acting gigs.
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This box of snacks in the newsroom looks like a rabbit trap from a Bugs Bunny cartoon…
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From the archive: Broken doll in gutter, 2013.
Forever with us. 💜
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Random thought of the day: I always thought the public - viewers and readers - should judge, or at least be included in judging of journalism and photojournalism contests.
It’s odd that we judge ourselves without including the people we serve.
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That win means more than you know, Orlando Magic.
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Intersection
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Praying for my former colleagues at News 13.
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This is a call to ALL of our residents to rally TOGETHER and send a message that there’s no place in our community for these scumbag cowards.
Stay tuned, we will have more to come in the near future.
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You failed me ChatGPT....I asked you to write a story about a one-legged elephant and you wrote that she was "out foraging for food."
She's a daggum princess, she has food brought to her!
Also, she only has one leg.
John Hitt waves to the crowd with his wife Martha by his side at his retirement announcement at UCF in 2017.
RIP, John.
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Interesting that teachers in Florida are getting fired for being "woke", but one of my daughter's middle school teachers said to the class, "Why isn't there a white history month?" and more recently, "When I was younger, the n-word wasn't racist."
The class - robotics.
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The next dog I get, I'm going to name it "Peeve".
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Y'all.
Someone in the audience literally yells "WHAT!"
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This may have been the biggest choke in all of Wheel of Fortune history #WheelOfFortune
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Math teacher game me a D on my math test because I forgot to add my name in 7th grade.
I earned an A.
She's probably dead now.
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i got a F in high school journalism because the class was about either putting together the paper or yearbook and everyone worked on yearbook. teacher watched me helplessly do it all myself, failed me, almost held me back a grade
she’s dead now and i’m a Washington Post reporter twitter.com/gauravsabnis/s…
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Saw this quote today, “When I start somewhere, I usually get somewhere.”
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Forgot how perfect those first 5 minutes of Apocalypse Now are.
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