Jake Novak

@jacobdnovak

Undrafted XFL Wide Receiver, Musician, Coordinating Supervisor, Shawshank Redemption Enthusiast, Manager, Tall Person.

Glen Rock, New Jersey
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2012.

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  1. prije 19 sati
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  2. 4. velj

    Who keeps breaking into my house in the middle of the night and keeps shaving the same 1/32nd section of both of my forearms.

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  3. 3. velj

    I’m going to be really bummed when Mookie Betts gets traded. I know it’s the smart thing to do, but I’m still not happy about it.

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  4. 3. velj

    Why yes, I do narrate my life in my head like I’m J.D. from Scrubs thank you for asking.

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  5. 2. velj

    Prediction time: SF 31, KC 21. Mahomes throws for 279 yards, 2 TDs and one pick six. Jimmy G throws for 308 yards 1 TD and one pick.

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  6. 1. velj

    Getting older just means getting more comfortable and confident with who you are and the things you like.

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  7. 31. sij

    Alright who keeps making memes for boomers time to fess up.

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  8. 26. sij

    It’s been almost six years since I’ve tweeted this and I still feel the same way. We’re getting old folks.

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  9. 25. sij

    I am 85% denim tonight.

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  10. 22. sij

    Nothing makes you buy pants like having your legs exposed for all the world to see.

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  11. 21. sij

    I always thought I had nice enough hands to be a hand model but now I’m not so sure.

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  12. 15. sij

    How many photos do you need to post of yourself on Instagram before you’re officially an Instagram model?

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  13. 13. sij

    I just learned how to add gifs to Instagram stories... the world is about to become a much more dangerous place.

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  14. 11. sij

    There is 19.5 feet and 565 pounds of grade A man beef in this car.

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  15. 10. sij

    Might fuck around and buy a compass idk. #2020

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  16. 9. sij

    I’m looking for hot local singles in my area who are willing to be my sugar mama. Below is my area circled in yellow:

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  17. 6. sij

    Critics rave about my Twitter account: “He’s unapologetically taking bold stances on divisive, hot button issues. It’s like a breath of fresh air.” “Jake is a modern day philosophy legend. He’s Socrates AND Plato rolled into one... except better.” “Jake is good at Twitter.”

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  18. 1. sij

    But like how does a calculator work though for real???

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  19. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    If you are drunk tonight please call me so I can have you arrested

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  20. 28. pro 2019.

    Jake is just the boy version of the name Kate.

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