Jackson Santana

@jacksonspiedade

Analog Influencer | Software Developer | Musician at heart | All views are my own

Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2016.

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    29. sij
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    Reminds me of this handy reference

    Ironic translation table between "What the British say", "What others understand", and "What the British mean"
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    29. sij

    i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other. "I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry. what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?

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    27. sij

    Every developer: we need to implement an email alert system to notify us if production crashes Every developer after the first crash: how do we turn off these email alerts?

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    17. sij

    son of a fucking bitch

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    23. sij

    JavaScript developers reinventing basic CSS

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    23. sij

    "It's all talk until the code runs." - Ward Cunningham

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    22. sij

    [manager looks out at team] why is no-one innovating!? > well sir, you hired based on culture fit, so you created a homogeneous workforce > ...right.

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    18. sij

    I'm so lucky to not have to focus on any numbers. My team and I don't do sprints, don't do stories or story points, not t-shirt sizing, no refinements, no retrospectives, no meetings, we only solve one single problem each day. And boy, are we going fast :).

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    17. sij
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    14. sij

    Para quem reclama da graduação, sinto informar: a vida profissional é um interminável trabalho em grupo.

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    In the days when I was a back end dev, all you needed to know what some PHP and MySQL. Now you need to know: * Authentication (IAM) * File Storage (S3, Cloud Front) * Serverless (Lambda) * Databases * Orchestration * Containers (k8s) * Messaging (SQS)

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    2. sij

    This is the Mondayest Thursday ever

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    29. pro 2019.
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    27. pro 2019.

    If a developer tells you they don't lookup things every day, they're lying! I've been programming C++ professionally for over 20 years and I still look up what a pointer is at-least once a week.

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    These Amazon writing tips are fantastic. 👏

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    16. pro 2019.
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    4. pro 2019.

    I did a detailed privacy check of the Tiktok app and website. You can read my article here (german): Tiktok commits multiple breaches of law, trust, transparency and data protection. Long thread⤵️

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  18. 8. pro 2019.

    Engraçado a galera reclamando de barulho de funk em quebrada, sem pensar que essas regiões nunca tiveram planejamento urbano, plano diretor, nada. Comércio, lazer, residências, escolas, vivem todos juntos seguindo a dinâmica natural dessas regiões.

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    6. pro 2019.

    I feel like Schrödinger would hate A/B testing.

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    4. pro 2019.

    Now this is a story all about how My code got flipped turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how I spent all day and got absolutely fucking nowhere

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