Jack Slingerland

@jackslingerland

Engineering Manager @ Cengage, dedicated husband, father, travel enthusiast, and Founder of

Raleigh, NC
kernl.us
Joined August 2010
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  1. Oct 7

    Everything above the fold hurts my brain :(

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    Oct 5

    Kavanaugh was nominated by a candidate who lost the popular vote by 3 million+ votes. The 49 Senators who voted 'No' on Kavanaugh represent 181.8 million Americans. The 51 Senators who voted 'Yes' represent 143.2 million. Our political system is broken.

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    Oct 4

    This year finally has an official bird.

    This bird keeps itself in the air by sheer force of anger alone.
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    Oct 4

    Holy shit, Mad Magazine 👏👏👏 Pulling no punches.

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    Sep 18

    band on stage: TEAR THIS SHIT UP I WANNA SEE YOUR FUCKING HANDS IN THE FUCKING AIR me:

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    Sep 18

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  7. Sep 17

    My pull request gif game is strong today.

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    Sep 13

    Show more videos of the weather disrespecting the flag so the conservatives will want to fight climate change too

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    An American flag is shredded by hulking winds as approaches the Southeastern U.S. Follow our complete coverage here as this potentially catastrophic storm closes in on the coast.
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    Sep 15

    shhhhhhhh

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    Sep 14

    *to the tune of Destiny's Child's "Say My Name"* SPELL MY NAME, SPELL MY NAME IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE EMAIL IT'S NOT A HIDDEN DETAIL THE SPELLING DOESN'T CHANGE

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    Sep 9

    Bear: RAWR I'M A BEAR 🐻 Dog: I DON'T CARE 🐶

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    Sep 8

    Denny’s what the fuck

    zoom in on the syrup
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    Aug 29

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    Aug 26

    Happy 100th Birthday to Ms. Katherine Johnson, NASA human computer who calculated trajectories for the Apollo space missions by hand!

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  15. Aug 21

    I've been neck deep in the Node.js ecosystem for several years now and haven't really been writing any Python. I'm writing a quick helper tool using Django and wow, I had forgotten what it was like to have a framework and language be helpful :)

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    Aug 14

    Fun fact: has generated over $50m in total revenue (since late 2010). What I find even more interesting, is to contrast that number with the funding we've raised: $4m. I'm grateful for our investors, they helped us a lot. But we'd be nowhere without our customers.

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    Aug 14

    Hello, I’ve finished my free trial of adulting and I’m no longer interested. I’d like to cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to?

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    Aug 14

    TUESDAY. The day you realize that nothing can stop you, because you are a MAGIC SKELETON packed with MEAT and animated with ELECTRICITY and IMAGINATION. You have a cave in your face full of sharp bones and five tentacles at the end of each arm. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, MAGIC SKELETON

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    Aug 15

    A post-mortem analytics of our outage last night.

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    Aug 14

    Kernl is operational again. We had move our Mongo database into a different data center and restore it from today's backup.

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