Those seven new planets are waiting nervously to see if we all die before we manage to send out the first thirsty rockets
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Showing up at an exoplanet with our new tenant application explaining we can't provide a reference for our last planet because it died
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Tfw you're all packed up and ready to ghost on Earth bc you know Earth is never gonna give you your deposit back
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Aliens: "Well you could fix that up in 200 years easy, it's just a little dry and cold" "Wait no Earth is the next one in" "...Shit"
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their episode of Planet Hunters: Renovation will be magnificent.
11:52 AM - 22 Feb 2017
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