There's a write in option on the ballot for a reason. Make your voice heard tomorrow and vote for Mark. He'll make things better.
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Mark del Figgalo on Zoey 101, writer, comedian, and full time cat dad. instagram -
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I’m moving, but I told AT&T I was canceling out of disappointment in their service to feel powerful.
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👽 I love freelance gigs that have application prompts like this. Wasn’t even mad at the auto-rejection because I got this gem out of it. 😂
#writingprompt #freelancelife #fictionwriter #whatifimthemonster #writingexercise #writewritewrite
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Picking a new statue to throw my jackets on. Might just have to be the mouth breathing tiger but idk 😔
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Please pray for me, this seal pillow I got my niece is a vibe and it’s taking everything I’ve got not to keep it for myself.
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2/2 Comment or DM to let me know your vote 👀
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1/2 Help me pick my next project! Which of these six ideas would you want to see completed? 🤔
#writingprompts #writingprompt #logline #storydevelopment #bookideas #movieideas #tvpilot #helpmepick
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✊ You nod at Bad Boy Duck's defiance. He nods back.
Confused but learning from example, the rest of the ducks throw their papers away.
You have inspired chaos.
In bursts a demon in a pantsuit. She's got a tail, six eyes, and a dump truck.
"Who started this?!" she asks.
Rat on Bad Boy Duck0%
Attempt to clap cheeks100%
8 votesFinal results
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🦆📑 You look over the syllabi you're about to hand out. They all say "quack" over and over.
Moving down the first row of desks, you place one before each Duck.
You approach a Duck with a backward hat. With a defiant hiss, he casts the paper to the floor.
You choose to...
Scold Bad Boy Duck.11.1%
Respect the move.88.9%
9 votesFinal results
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🦆You take the Satan Duck up on its offer and rule the Underworld for all eternity.
In a blink, you're at the front of a bright room. Behind you is a whiteboard that says "Orientation Day."
Before you are thirty desks. A duck sits at each one.
You're in Duck Hell. Now what?
Hand out the syllabus.88.2%
Leave the room.11.8%
17 votesFinal results
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You feed the Satan Duck. 🦆
As it greedily gobbles the peanut, the Latin chants emanating from the Duck swirl into seven raspy, synchronized voices.
The Duck offers you a choice:
Rule the Underworld for all eternity...
...or a consolation prize plastic Spider Ring.
Spider Ring is Life33.3%
Underworld Admin66.7%
3 votesFinal results
🦆You and the homies are at the park feeding ducks. It's a vibe.
One of them waddles close. Mesmerized and unable to break eye contact, the hush of whispered Latin grows to a roar.
You turn to ask your friends if they hear, only to realize you are alone.
You decide to...
Feed the Satan Duck.76.5%- Peace out.23.5%
17 votesFinal results
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All you need to know about fixing your screenplay.
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Here's a piece I did about co-ops and employee-owned companies. They're the way of the future, and they help meet needs while making dreams a reality.
kingdomofink.com/post/what-are-
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Making the leap to freelancing was scary, but ultimately one of the most rewarding things I've ever done. Here's a little bit about me and my journey to finally doing what I love for a living.
kingdomofink.com/post/meet-writ
#blogging #writing #ghostwriting #freelance
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Here's a snippet from a memoir I've been penning for my father. The chronicles of his youth made me fall in love with the art of a good story told well, so I figured it was time to put them all in a book.
floor2llc.com/writing/your-m
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Happy Wednesday. Who wants their book written? kingdomofink.com/jack-salvatore
Hypothetical proposition: reboot the cast, not the show.
If the cast of Zoey 101 got together to make an ENTIRELY NEW SHOW, what would you want it to be about?
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Everything is better when stuffed. Especially peppers. Stop arguing, you know you love it.
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To my travel companion, my inspiration, my best friend. Let’s continue to explore the world together, even though I’ve already found everything I need. Love you buddy. @ Þjófafoss instagram.com/p/B1MpssfpuGA/
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Had fun last night with some old friends you might know and love:
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Mr. Rodgers: It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood...
Neighbor: Because of Megan’s Law, I am obligated to inform you that I am a registered sex offender.
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“One day, everything the light touches will be yours.”
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Wizard: Abracafabra.
Me: Don’t you mean—
Wizard, who now has luscious eyebrows and a booty that pops: No.
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Check out Punisher Season 2 on Netflix. It’s fire. 🔥 💀 🔥
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Southern Kids when they have to stop playing in the street:
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Uncle Scott: *lets nephew hit joint once*
Nephew:
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When your boy Terry calls his mom a bitch on the ride to school.
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I'm about to rename today RuPaul 'cause it's DRAGGIN.
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Life: Here’s a minor inconvenience.
Me:
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"A creepy baby monkey doll? Just what I always wanted!" - Me, according to Amazon
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-- for your records.
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