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Great point: Manchin & Sinema tend to NOT vote with the Democratic Party.
If we want bills passed, if we want true legislation for the betterment of our country… We need .
Georgia you must vote in the runoff. This is so important for your state & the country.
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These points are sane and not exciting. Exactly what i’m looking for in my life and my government.
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In '20, @JoeBiden was second guessed by many (me included). He wasn't exciting. Too old school. Talked about healing. Talked about a clear agenda when the other side had little to offer but hate & good TV ratings. And he won decisively despite the skepticism of the "smart money."
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Most of us who work in politics have stronger political beliefs and ideology than most Americans.
This administration has been decent, attempted to address people’s needs, and not been extreme.
Most Americans are relatively moderate and care about democracy.
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In '20, @JoeBiden was second guessed by many (me included). He wasn't exciting. Too old school. Talked about healing. Talked about a clear agenda when the other side had little to offer but hate & good TV ratings. And he won decisively despite the skepticism of the "smart money."
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i don’t do crowd work
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There are always going to be people in entertainment who don't get that telling stories of historically underrepresented groups through a white lens is problematic.
Our job is to keep pushing to tell them from our authentic experiences. And to make opportunities for others.
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Somehow this show is super horny and wholesome at the same time.
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Eli Lilly stock isn't just tanking because of a satirical Tweet on Musk's hellscape, it's tanking because millions of people are asking why we have to pay for insulin, when it was made to be free.
That's why other insulin stocks are falling too.
Happy Disability Awareness Month
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Democrats need Senator Warnock in Georgia to win because of the 2024 map.
Delete this. twitter.com/kylegriffin1/s
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It’s Amazing who you run into in an airport Lounge! None other than Uncle Paul….
So, so lovely, and what are the chances…
Thankful…. ❤️🙏🏻😘
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Democrats passed a gun law for the first time in 30 years and had one of the best midterms in 50 years. Pass it on.
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they gerrymandered and massaged so many districts and still lost. thank whatever pantheon you believe in.
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as supportive of the proletariat as i am, i do enjoy some table service. vive les ouvriers! #jackieandlaurie #podcast #youtube
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I was trolled so hard for this! Not even a quote tweet, just a reply! I hope all you Elon boys are heavily invested in dogecoin and FTX 🙏🏼
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My review of Wakanda Forever #no spoiler is YES. And soundtrack is excellent: "La Vida [feat. E-40]" by Snow Tha Product [feat. E-40].
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Though we're all sad, I know he wouldn't want that. I'm finding great solace in all the memories I have of him...the thrill of our earliest recording sessions, discovering the unique bond our characters shared, how we complemented one another & bonded immediately. 🙏🦇s, 💜💚🃏
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hard agree but that image is so rah rah i threw up a bit
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And 15, 15! of those GOP seats were ONLY obtained via gerrymandering.
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218 seats are required to control the House. As of now, Dems have won 203, GOP has won 211. 21 remain uncalled (Dems would need 15 to win control; GOP needs 7). Projections currently favor a narrow GOP majority, but remains uncertain.
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andy just said to the dogs, “shut yer mutt hole” hee
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I'll say it again: Republicans should be forced to carry Donald Trump to term, even it if endangers the life of the party
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yes##m - so FIND those comics you love on apple and amazon and stream or buy the albums there please:)))
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90% of comedians must have been added to the lawsuit because almost everyone is gone.
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rip. and it’s just a 1/4 - 1/3 of my income and i’ll still live indoors but feel free to buy and booke and come see the standup ;)
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This is my new niche
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Fuck yeah! When I get my tax return you can play my 50th birthday!
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so…. someone book me to come to your town to do standup. i’m reasonable $3k air and hotel and i’ll throw in merch! OR you could just buy a bunch of my merch:) - including those albums and dvds. if you have the machinery you can rio@those albums like it’s the early2000’s
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ALL OF MY ALBUMS ARE GKNE FROM pandora & Sirius XM and my new album is not on Spotify. there is a streaming $$ lawsuit EVERYTHING of mine was added to & pandora/siriusxm response was to remove the comics that were added to thst lawsuit. still where it buyable: applemusic & amazon
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Excellent sidewalk set tonight, given the particularly the distractions of the form!
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i’m doing standup at the Glendale Room. 127 Artsakh Ave, Glendale, CA 91206. me to andy, “name our fist kid Artsakh?” andy, “art sock?” me “now, just wanna name a kid SOCK.”
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she looks like live action Cruella Deville
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Btw this is elons mom. news.yahoo.com/maye-musk-74-m
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list me the bad mens moms you wanna hear from. me first: elon
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Why aren’t there any childrearing books comprised of interviews with horrible men’s mothers? I would read that so fast.
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Why aren’t there any childrearing books comprised of interviews with horrible men’s mothers? I would read that so fast.
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my good friend Sandra just released her comedy taping and it's hilarious! Give her a shout out if you can!
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On the next Indefensible, a Wisconsin woman goes to a hospital hoping to confirm her pregnancy and get medical help, but she instead finds she's stepped into a nightmare.
New episodes premiere Thursdays at 10pm on SundanceTV. #TrueCrimeStory
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