(thread) Here's what I think Havana Syndrome is, and it doesn't even require many people actively, consciously lyinghttps://twitter.com/KatieBoLillis/status/1456247930365612033 …
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1. Some percent of CIA officers get older, begin to develop late-onset low-grade schizophrenia, psychosomatic illnesses, panic attacks, general aches and inability to handle alcohol.
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2. In previous years, they might have hidden these issues to avoid career damage. However, in more mindful CIA, it's more encouraged to talk about these things.
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3. CIA starts seeing more and more reports of strange inexplicable illnesses. Sends out missives encouraging officers suffering from nausea, dizziness, insomnia, anxiety, depression, or having bad vibes, to report these to leadership as they may be symptoms of enemy action.
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4. CIA officers are paranoid people in the best of times, trained to be vigilant to plots from enemy action, literal conspiracy theorists. 5. Floodgates open.
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6. No reason for any individual actor or system to restrict the flow. Individual agent gets sympathy, time off, free money. Command gets more money, excuse for existence and ongoing belligerence toward Cuba, others.
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6a. (bonus alternative hypothesis) Our understanding of electromagnetic physics is wrong and the blindspot is being used to give fat aging drunks Los Morgellonos
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it's a side effect from eating condom pizza
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