We need to have shorter generations. Either everyone on the wrong side of the nineties boom is one big blorg, or kids who grew up with baby shark videos are a whole different crew from the ones who were exposed to pregnant Elsa. We can’t talk about “Zoomers” for twenty years.
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The media is barely starting to realize what a zoomer is though. We will be inundated with shitty think pieces about zoomers until we die of old age at 150 (65 if you’re too poor to afford the pill).
It felt that way with Millennials too. As zooms fill the 30 Under 30 they'll pop out a bunch of corrective thinkpieces just like their older cousins did.