I get to write a 500-word essay explaining the niceties my syntax to a Malaysian slave every time I make somebody mad enough to search my tweets but Bluetick Beardo gets to tweet "The president hates Mondays... Maybe he should be more like the other Garfield"
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you cant even say the name of the rape mummy in the same post as the name of the plague
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The only challenge I have is autism
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