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    1. dudes rock paper scissors‏ @tresdessert 14 Mar 2020

      A glimmer of sunshine on an otherwise crap day: @DHSCgovuk seems to have finally kicked #COVID19 testing into gear in the UK (contradicting anecdotal/media suggestions that the NHS has 'stopped testing') Also tentatively good to see the % of positive tests level out at 7%pic.twitter.com/Fy0efcHUpT

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    2. dudes rock paper scissors‏ @tresdessert 15 Mar 2020

      Smaller increase in cases today (232 vs. 342 yesterday), likely due to a smaller number of tests overall; % of tests reporting positive increases to 9.16%pic.twitter.com/8u06rNdpTN

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    3. dudes rock paper scissors‏ @tresdessert 15 Mar 2020

      Worryingly, our cases and deaths continue to track in line with Italy's experiencepic.twitter.com/cBkb7Xik0H

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    4. dudes rock paper scissors‏ @tresdessert 16 Mar 2020

      MONDAY UPDATE 3,826 #COVID19 tests in the UK over the last 24 hours, with 171 positive cases (4.47%). A reasonable drop, in real terms and as % of tests, although too early to draw any conclusions No update on deaths so far today.pic.twitter.com/3uIga9KbNH

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    5. dudes rock paper scissors‏ @tresdessert 16 Mar 2020

      Update: 20 more deaths today, and we continue to track the Italy path for death rate. Would be illuminating to see this breakdown by region given the government's feedback on London being several weeks ahead of the rest of the country.pic.twitter.com/LkpPRfNOyA

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    6. dudes rock paper scissors‏ @tresdessert 17 Mar 2020

      TUESDAY UPDATE Big day of #COVID19 testing in the UK, with 6,337 tests in the last 24 hours - a 27% jump in throughput from the previous biggest day (14th). 407 new positive tests (6.42% of total).pic.twitter.com/RSPLep4gJf

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    7. dudes rock paper scissors‏ @tresdessert 17 Mar 2020

      Continue to closely track the 'Italy path' for deaths, although with c.500 fewer cases. Key to note that at this point, Italy was still a week away from adopting nationwide social distancing measures (e.g. Serie A matches had been played in front of open stadiums 2 days prior)pic.twitter.com/d64nhC1QGx

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    8. dudes rock paper scissors‏ @tresdessert 19 Mar 2020

      THURSDAY UPDATE Another leap in UK #covid19 test throughput, with 8,400 in the last 24 hours. Concomitant increase in positive cases, with 3,269 as of 9am, but proportionately holding at around 8%pic.twitter.com/w85FL9uB9F

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    9. dudes rock paper scissors‏ @tresdessert 19 Mar 2020

      The UK death toll continues to track the Italy path uncannily closely. Really, really worrying 😞pic.twitter.com/MtBpaEo6M4

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      JF‏ @jackfruitstaken 19 Mar 2020
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      2500 to 10k in the US in less than a week 😀 can't wait to get those million tests by the end of next Friday and find out it's actually an order of magnitude bigger 🙃

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